Con Man (First 17 Minutes)

Dont Watch It!

In the U.S. today, there are some ten million millennial men thought to be wearing mustaches.

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Recently, the Milk Mustache has started to appear as a digital emoticon in some places using the punctuation symbols :-{) to represent a smiley with a milk mustache.

Guess Who Won the Pennant

The owner of the Oakland A's baseball team paid each of his players $300 to grow a stache in 1971. Not surprisingly, when the A's met the clean cut Reds in the 1972 World Series, it was dubbed the "Hair versus Square" Series by the media.

Sgt. Pepper Taught the Band to Play

In 1967, The Beatles gave away cardboard mustaches with their album Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

Mustache month is here!

This month I vow to, at the very least, post a mustache fact every day.

According to the Guinness Book of World Records, in July 1993, Kalyan Ramji Sain of Sundargarth, India, had a mustache that measured 133.4 inches long.

The Planet is a Gun Boat in a Sea of Fear

At the start of the month I gave myself a goal. I decided that I would post every day in the month of April. With this post I am successful. Its not a very big accomplishment, but Im proud of myself. Sure some of the posts were a little shady, but thats OK. And when I say thats OK, I really mean it.

Aslo, were on the eve of mustache month so I expect to see pictures of all you mans and stache capable womans on the blogs tomorrow showing your upper lips in their full glory.

Your Breath Smells Like Enchiladas

We watched about 3092 episodes of Flip This house after I got home from work today. Its not the most original show ever. They spend half an hour showing what a house looked like when the people bought it and what they did to fix it. It got me thinking about how I want a house. I want to fix it up. I want to make it my own. This is one of the things I want to achieve in life. Purchase a "fixer upper" and make it mine.