Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch

Will Forte just gave one of the best performances on SNL since Will Farrell was on the show. He played Zell Miller being interviewed on Hardball. Ill look for clips and link to them after the show.

Mario Kart Double Dash Tournament

Despite being the smartest monkey on the block I had no idea how to make the sign up sheet do what I wanted it to do. Hence why, I farmed out the work to the good people at katohater.com. Katohater himself took up the job and while narrowly avoiding averting a nasty head assplosion completed it. Heres the sign up sheet. Heres the rules. You dont have to sign up to join but it would sure help us out if you did.

A mean limerick about a good friend: Part 3 in a series

I have a friend who clames to be ugly

Hell break all your stuff quite smugly

No girl looks good enough

Especially Hillary Duff

He protects all his emotions so snugly

A whole new world

My New Years resolutions (and noncompliance penalties) version 2005:

• No more smoking
• lung cancer and or emphysema
• No more fast food
• obesity and heart failure
• No more mom jokes
• I become mayor of Tib City

(nochance)

I am back on the online. The last minute move of 2004 is nearly completed and Comcast has activated my online. Tomorrow should be the last day of moving and then Saturday is the big cleaning party. Everyones invited (though I doubt anyone will show.) The new house is wonderful. It has all the amenities. Finished basement with 54" big screen and Dolby 5.1 surround, attached garage with 30,000 BTU forced air propane Reddy Heater, completely unfurnished living room and a special room for playing all the DnD you can handle. Im loving it (as Justin would say it).

A mean limerick about a good friend: Part 2 in a series

I have a friend whos quite tall

Being angry is his priority above all

To be in his prime

He lives on China time

If were not careful he will kill us all

A mean limerick about a good friend

I have a friend whose quite hairy

Hes turning into his father Larry

His wifes gone insane

And his childs name is Rayne

The future for him is quite scary