Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Babys Got A Fever

I had my first day at my new job today. It wasnt an actual work day but I got paid to be there. Paid to spend 5 hours infront of a computer reading company policies and doing little activities and taking review tests. I now know everything you could ever want to know about discrimination and lifting with your legs.

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Shes My One And Only

I got the call today. I am officially a monkey now. I will be getting paid real money to fix peoples cars. I get oriented tomorrow. There is much excitement in the air. Soon I will be done with the pizza.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

"Thats A Lady Skating"

Well with Michelle not competing Im really not sure why theyre even holding this event. Womens figure skating that is. This is the first time in 12 years she hasnt competed in the Olympics and Im not sure the American fans know what to do.

Side bar- My stupid cat that doesnt let anyone pet her is rubbing up against my stupid dog that needs everyone to pet him.

OK, well it looks like Sasha is getting a medal and Japan is also going to get its first medal of the games.

Thats all Ive got.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Crazy Go Nuts

Watchin the Olympics again. Right now their doing Womens Arials. This stuff is pretty cool. Crazy women strapping 6' long boards on their feet and then jumping 50" in the air and spinning around in every direction over and over again on their way down. Im down with it. Im really excited about the Mans 500 Meter Short Track thats coming up. Old 3 names is sure get his ass kicked by the Koreans. I dont even know if theres Koreans in the race. I am sure that Ohno will get his ass kicked by some though.

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