Showing posts with label Quiz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quiz. Show all posts

Thursday, August 13, 2009

25 Things About Me #7-10


  • I hate racism. It bothers me when people assume they know things about people based solely on their appearance and I try to take a stand whenever I can. Not just to let the people know that they are bad people but to let them know that stereotypes arent always, and in fact are very rarely correct.

  • I hate when people feel that they have to live up to stereo types. If you happen to fit a stereo type, fine. Just dont think that youre limited to it.

  • I discriminate against people. I dont treat heterosexual adult white men the same way as I treat everyone else. I have the white mans guilt and am terrified that anything I say or do will be construed as discriminatory so I treat people not like myself better then I would treat those who are like me.

  • I like to joke about racism. Not make jokes about people because of their race. Rather I make jokes about treating things differently because of something they cant control.


What do you call a French Canadian who flys a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

25 Things About Me #4-6


  • I correct people. If someone uses a word or phrase incorrectly I correct them. I dont do it because I think Im better then them (which I usually do). I do it because I want them to know the right way to say what they are trying to say. Some people are put off by it and thats fine. Others argue that they are correct. A few actually thank me.

  • I am a very bad speller. Its not hard to tell when Ive used spell checker and when I havent. I dont spell well.

  • I dont use and encourage you not to use apostrophes. They are superfluous.

Friday, February 20, 2009

25 Things About Me #1-3

This list or whatever it is has been floating around the Facebook for a little while now and Ive been tagged at least once so here it is, in part.

  • I have been happily married to my beautiful wife, Jaime, for almost 8 years.

  • I am the father of the most awesome little boy in the world.

  • While I dont have many friends, the friends I do have are very close to me, despite the fact that they are spread all across the country.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

DoND

cat.jpgI downloaded the Deal or No Deal application after work today. Im still in the process of filling it out. As soon as Im done Ill post it on here. You should all do the same. Kinda like one of those quizes that we all love taking so much.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Top 6 Fun

Heres another one.

Don't change your myspace top 6!
- Fill the people in below!
- Answer the questions truthfully!

1. Jaime
2. Jenna
3. Zac
4. Shedu (The)
5. Teressa
6. Neil


1. Have you ever danced with number 3?
I dont think so. Perhaps the man dance.


2. Where did you meet number 5?
Gerald R Ford International Airport


3. Have you ever gotten drunk with number 4?
I never get drunk  without him


4. Has 1 been to your house?
Yeah, she lives there.


5. Has 1 ever seen you naked?
Yeah, she lives there!


6. Have you ever gone shopping with 2
Yes


7. Have you ever seen 5 in a swimsuit?
No


8. Have you ever met 1's family?
Yes


9. Do you know number 4's middle name?
Shedu need no middle names.


10. Have you ever eaten anything in front of 6?
Heck yeah. I dont know for sure but I may have eaten things off of him.


11. Do you trust number 1?
More then anyone.


13. Have you ever fought with number 1?
More then anyone.


14. When's the last time you seen person number 6?
October 15th 2006.


15. Are any of your top 6 family members?
2

17. Have you ever done something dangerous with number 6?
Many a dragon and beholder were slain


18. Have you ever slept in the same bed with 1?
Hell yeah!


19. Do you think 5 and 6 would make a good couple?
Hell no. Hes not tall enough for her and shes not pregnant enough for him.


20. Would 3 do anything for you?
Id like to think so. (As long as bones arent involved)


21. Has 4 ever helped you out?
Hes always there when I need him.


22. Are you mad at anyone on your top 6?
No


23. Which have you known the longest?
Neil


24. Who have you known the shortest?
Teresa


25. Has anyone in your top 6 seen you cry?
I would imagine all but Teresa have


26. Have you had a crush on 1 - 6?
Only #1


27. Will 1 - 6 repost this?
No

One Word Answers

This was in my MySpace something or other from god only knows when.

Only.
Type.
One.
Word.
Answers.
Not as easy as you might think.


1. Where is your cell phone?
-Pants


2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
-Beautiful


3. Your hair?
- Awesome


4. Your mother?
- Bitch


5. Your father?
- Selfish


6. Your favorite thing?
- Wife


7. Your dream last night?
-  Unmemorable


8. Your favorite drink?
-  OJ


10. The room you're in?
- Office


11. Your ex?
- Bitch


12. Your fears?
- Spiders


13. What do you want to be in 10 years?
-  Happy


14. Who did you hang out with last night?
- Friends


15. What you're not?
- Stupid


16. Muffins?
- Yummy


17. One of your wish list items?
- Tools


18. Where you grew up?
- Michigan


19. The last thing you did?
- Ate


20. What are you wearing?
- Pants


21. Your TV?
- Glorious


22. Your pet?
- Stinky


23. Your computer?
- Old


24. Your life?
- Good


25. Your mood?
- Content


26. Missing?
- Flashlight


27. What are you thinking about right now?
- Lazyness


28.Your car?
- Manscorpion


29. Your work?
- Boring


30. Your summer?
- Camping


31. Your relationship status?
-  Love


32. Your favorite color?
- Black

33. When is the last time you laughed?
- Today

34. Last time you cried?
- Ummm


35. School?
- HA

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

I knew I was hot



Which Lost Character Are You?


You are Kate. Breathtakingly beautiful, seemingly pure of heart, and you can even sew your own curtains! You listen to Patsy Cline anywhere and know how to work a farm. Your past haunts you. An accused criminal, are you innocent or guilty? The only thing thing we know you're guilty of is not giving Charlie the attention he needs.
Take this quiz!

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Sunday, July 16, 2006

If I had A Million Dollars








Your Chances of Being a Multimillionaire: 64%
You have a good chance of being a multimillionaire. Better than most people.
You simply have a natural knack for money and the personality for success.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

What is Normal








You Are 44% Abnormal
You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul.You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

7 Deadly Quizes





































Greed:Medium

Gluttony:Medium

Wrath:Medium

Sloth:High

Envy:Very Low

Lust:Medium

Pride:Medium


Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

You Shook Me So Hard Baby

The Five Love Languages


My primary love language is probably
Physical Touch
with a secondary love language being
Words of Affirmation.

Complete set of results




























Physical Touch:12
Words of Affirmation:8
Quality Time:7
Acts of Service:3
Receiving Gifts:0

Information


Unhappiness in relationships, according to Dr. Gary Chapman, is often due to the fact that we speak different love languages. Sometimes we don't understand our partner's requirements, or even our own. We all have a "love tank" that needs to be filled in order for us to express love to others, but there are different means by which our tank can be filled, and there are different ways that we can express love to others.

Take the quiz

Friday, March 31, 2006

If I Was Tall, Red and Angry This Is How Id Feel

1. three names you go by:
- katohater
- uncle redboy
- man squeeze

2. three things that scare you:
- failing my blogging responsibility
- the day after tomorrow
- the sun

3. three of your everyday essentials:
- anger
- biker bums
- special lady friend

4. three things you are wearing right now:
- dr. pepper pants
- lemon head t-shirt
- glasses

5. three things you need in a relationship (other than true love):
- anger
- a height advantage of at least 18 inches
- she must have vampire slaying skills

6. three physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to you:
- eyes
- eyes
- eyes

7. three things you want to do really badly right now:
- eat tacos
- watch dvds
- kill stemshul

8. three things you want to do before you die:
- take more quizzes
- take more quizzes
- take more quizzes

9. three ways that you are stereotypically a guy/gal:
- i like video games
- i love schwarzenegger movies
- i don’t shave my legs

10. three people i would like to see take this quiz:
(even though it’s not so much a ‘quiz’ as a questionnaire)
- riplet
- hudsy budsy
- mr. b

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd:

You girls. I dont know who started all this but it reeks of the days when Ikyam would forward god only knows what to everyone who was foolish enough to give him their email address. You might say "well we all take the same quizzes and thats not any different." Well its not the same. Nobody puts your name at the end of this quiz and says they want you to take it too.

But, and this should in no way be considered approval of these activities because I certainly dont condone it, I will take the test.

1. Three names you go by:
- Honey
- Dan
- Asshole

2. Three things that scare you:
- Spiders
- Finding out Im not actually as awesome as everyone thinks I am
- Teenage girls

3. Three of your everyday essentials:
- A hot shower
- The internets
- A kiss from my wife

4. Three things you are wearing right now:
- Wedding ring
- Stupid Nike shirt my mother in law gave me for xmas 6 years ago
- Blue and grey boxer briefs

5. Three things you need in a relationship (other than true love):
- Sex
- Sex
- Sex

6. Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to you:
- Dark hair
- A nice butt (giggle giggle)
- A good mischievous grin

7. Three things you want to do really badly right now:
- Sleep
- Sleep
- Sleep

8. Three things you want to do before you die:
- Have sex in every state
- Live somewhere other than West Michigan
- Buy an RV and travel the U.S. for at least a year

9. Three ways that you are stereotypically a Guy/Gal:
- I fart
- I love tools
- I love electronics?

10. Three people I would like to see take this quiz:
(Even though it’s not so much a ‘quiz’ as a questionnaire)
- Noone
- Noone
- Noone

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

I am Batman

Your results:
You are Green Lantern






























































Green Lantern
75%
Batman
75%
Superman
65%
Spider-Man
60%
Supergirl
52%
Robin
50%
The Flash
50%
Hulk
50%
Iron Man
50%
Wonder Woman
47%
Catwoman
35%

Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.

Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

Sunday, January 29, 2006

The Death Test

According to our research, you'll be dead by: November 2058, at age 79

- probable cause -
heart attack

YOU DIE: 79.4 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 19321.7 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 33% of your life.

Friday, December 30, 2005

The Year in Review

I was trying to think of a way to recap the year. This one, which I found on one of my wifes friends Xangas, reminded me of Ikyam and the good old days so I decided to give it a shot.

1. What did you do in 2005 that youd never done before?
Worked out an entire 2 weeks notice.

2. Did you keep your New Years resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
No, no, no. This does raise an interesting question though... Was the mom joke resolution a resolution for only 2005 and if so does that mean that they are fair game come the New Year?
I plan to make the first 2 resolutions again. Well see about anything else.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Crazy Mom and I think one of my cousins did. Perhaps they dont qualify as 'close' if I dont know.

4. Did anyone close to you die?
No.

5. What countries did you visit?
None.

6. What would you like to have in 2006 that you lacked in 2005?
Self discipline.

7. What date from 2005 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
I cant recall any specific dates from this year.

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Passed the steering/suspension certification test.

9. What was your biggest failure?
Gaining back all 15 pounds I lost over the summer.

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
No, this was another healthy year. Probably the worst thing was getting burned by the 'anti freeze' in my dads van. (I also didnt lose at euchre.)

11. What was the best thing you bought?
The Bible I gave my wife.

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
My wife for making it through her hardest semester yet and not killing anyone.

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
My sister and mine for refusing to forgive my father.

14. Where did most of your money go?
Credit card bills.

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Camping, cookouts and Mario Kart Tournaments.

16. What song will always remind you of 2005?
Weezers 'This is Such a Pity'.

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder? Same.
ii. thinner or fatter? Same.
iii. richer or poorer? Poorer.

18. What do you wish youd done more of?
Exercise.

19. What do you wish youd done less of?
Eat and smoke.

20. How will you be spending this New Years Eve?
With my lovely wife, and anyone else who wants to come over.

22. Did you fall in love in 2005?
I fall in love all over again every time I see my beautiful wife. Awwwww.

23. How many one night stands?
None.

24. What was your favorite TV program?
My Name is Earl.

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didnt hate this time last year?
"Friendly Neighbor". I have hated many people in my days but none as much as him. NONE!

26. What was the best book you read?
The Chronicles of Narnia

27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
I rediscovered Weezer with Make Believe.

28. What did you want and get?
Many many things.

30. What was your favorite film of this year?
King Kong.

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
Worked, I think. 26.

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Passing the brakes test the first time around.

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2005?
If it didnt get any unfixable holes or unwashable stains in/on it last year then its good enough for this year.

34. What kept you sane?
My wife, 64, tacos.

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Probably Katie Holmes. She impressed me in Batman Begins. Plus, shes a little hottie.

36. What political issue stirred you the most?
I wanna say Terri Schiavo. Not because I cared about whether she lived or died or who got to decide on the matter. I was 'stirred' because of how Congress got involved. WTF?
But then I didnt even know she they let her die until 2 weeks after it happened. That means that the whole Katrina incident is probably my most stirring event.
Its really to bad that both of these issues can be categorized as political.

37. Who did you miss?
Katohater. I still 'talk' to him on the Google Talk almost daily but we miss having him over for cards and movies and the like.

38. Who was the best new person you met?
That would be Q from Hells Pizza. Im really not sure it it was this year or last that we met. But I know we didnt Hunter, Bear, Ninja until 2005 and I dont know that I could truly know anyone until Ive Hunter, Bear Ninjad with them.

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2005:
Unfortunately I dont learn so well.

40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
He used to do surgery, for girls in the 80s, but gravity always won.

xoxo,
Stemshul

Monday, December 19, 2005

Quiz (Religion)











You fit in with:
Humanism
Your ideals mostly resemble that of a Humanist. Although you do not have a lot of faith, you are devoted to making this world better, in the short time that you have to live. Humanists do not generally believe in an afterlife, and therefore, are committed to making the world a better place for themselves and future generations.

20% spiritual.
80% reason-oriented.










 
 

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