Friday, September 02, 2005

What Would You Ask If You Had Just One Question?

Id probably ask, "Why is it that when we accomplish something weve felt we must do we find there is still more to do and nothing has been accomplished?"

What Im refering to is The To Do List. Heres my current to do list in no perticular order.
  • Finish cleaning the camping equipment
  • Clean the garage
  • Fix riding lawnmower
  • Organize the laundry room
  • Organize the back storage room
  • Sell junk on ebay
  • Clean garage
  • Create HTML character sheet for DND program
  • Put zeldaarchives.com up
This is just a sample of the things I have on my to do list and here I am wasting my afternoon on the online.

Thursday, September 01, 2005

When the Levee Breaks

Im sure everyone has hurd by now that New Orleans and much of the gulf cost is no longer inhabiteable. You probably noticed that gas cost $3.39 for a gallon of regular. Unfortunially I dont think most of you realize how inadiquate our president is.

Read or watch this and this.

As every day passes it amazes me more and more that you people voted for this man. TWICE.

Monday, August 29, 2005

Days of Old

Katohater was over earlier today and we were looking around the online. He told me he recently went to 64tacos.blogspot.com. I was like, "Wait what?" So I went there and realized why I was unable to register that recently. I already had it. Check out the background!

Quiz show

Yesterday we had a little cookout over at the Shedubeard house. There was good food and good company and lots of fun. The 'after party' is when things got interesing though. Around midnight it became quiz time. Heres one of the quizes we took.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:













































LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

Last night I was only banished to the 3rd level of hell. Perhaps Im nicer at night.




If i was a serial killer i would be Edmund Kemper.Anyone ever tell you its dangerous to hitch hike? Well, anyone who did was probably referring to Edmund Kemper.

Edmund made a hobby out of picking up young UCSC students, strangling or stabbing them to death then taking them home to his mother's apartment where he would have his way with the bodies. After dissecting the bodies, he would take the head and hands and dispose of the remains.

After murdering more then 6 hitch hikers, Edmund finished off his killing spree by decapitating his mother, murdering her best friend then later committing necrophilia with both of the bodies. Edmund confessed to all the killings days later.

Kill count: 8-9

Find what serial killer you would be, Take the Serial Killer Quiz now!






You Are Sam From "Benny & Joon." You are very talented at physical comedy. People are in awe of your abilities. However, you have many quirks which can either win people over or completely annoy them. But you're a sweetheart through and through, and it's hard not to love you.

Take The Johnny Depp Quiz!

We also took The Greek Goddess Quiz. I was Aphrodite!

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Dont Close The Door

Fuck that. You can close the door and when you do lock it, barricade it and hang a 'Do Not Enter' sign on it. NO MORE HELLS PIZZA! Yesterday was my last day. Left Eye had the audacity to ask me to do work that none of the opening managers ever ask the other employees to do. And when I said no, he told me to go home. He said it as if it was a punishment. Hes lucky I showed up. Ive now worked out my final notice at 2 of the 64,000 jobs Ive had over the years. Why did I stick it out this whole time? Its because of Gary. That poor bastard. Katohater, The Ugly Kid and I all put our 2 weeks notice in at the same time. Purely coincidence too. He thinks were trying to screw him but he doesnt seem to realize that if we were screwing him we wouldnt have given a notice and would probably have taken a couple other employees with us.

Heres the bottom line. The franchise owner of Hells Pizza is a cheep mother fucker who doesnt care about his employees. Hes been quoted as saying "I dont pay my employees well because the job market is so bad right now that I can always hire new people." Nice! I used to think that the job sucked because of The Fat Man but now I know that it doesnt matter who runs the store; THAT COMPANY SUCKS.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

If Theres A Bustle In Your Hedgerow

P8140006 Its been a little dry on the old blog circuit lately. I know why though. WE WERE CAMPING!!! We only went up for 2 nights which is no where near long enough. We had lots of fun though. We burned a couple trees, ate lots of food, swam, and got angry at each other.