Yahoo Instant Messanger

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One of my favorite things about yahoo is that anyone can im you. I had this conversation just a few minutes ago.

[30 11:01] swmich01: hello
[30 11:02] stemshul: (nochance)
[30 11:04] swmich01: what?
[30 11:04] stemshul: who is this
[30 11:04] swmich01: kevin
[30 11:04] stemshul: kevin who
[30 11:05] swmich01: u dont know me. r u in kalamazoo
[30 11:05] stemshul: no
[30 11:05] swmich01: where at?
[30 11:05] stemshul: im not sure why you would want to know
[30 11:06] swmich01: was going to offer you oral
[30 11:06] stemshul: youre a sad sad little man arent you
[30 11:08] swmich01: i would pay
[30 11:09] swmich01: interested?
[30 11:09] stemshul: no
[30 11:10] swmich01: 50 bucks
[30 11:10] stemshul: how about you give me 1000 and then ill kick your ass for you
[30 11:11] swmich01: sounds interesting
[30 11:12] stemshul: well that's all for today
[30 11:12] *** swmich01 has been ignored.

Who needs criminals when you've got family members?

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I sure as hell don't. I found out today that my dad stole my identity and used it to open a loan which he has taken the liberty of neglecting. Naturally this fucks my credit up. I get to go to the bank on Tuesday and talk to the fraud lady and tell her that I didn't do it. Then hopefully they'll take it off my credit rating and put him in jail!

A True Statement

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If you have to ask, then you don't know.