Thursday, January 11, 2007

How Can I Tell if I Have the Best Job?

497765L.jpgThis question is posed in a little teaser issue of Best Life that I recieved in the mail yesterday. "According to the experts, there are 7 signs."

  1. You get regular feedback from your boss.

  2. Youre not held accountable for things you cant control.

  3. Teamwork is encouraged over competition.

  4. Self-reliance is encouraged over conformity.

  5. You have at least a certian measure of autonomy.

  6. You respect your boss.

  7. There are no "Smile" signs on the premises. Those should come naturally.


Alls in alls, Im doing alright. The biggest problem is my boss. No feedback, teamwork is discouraged (against the companys philosophy) and I dont respect the man. In this field, he could be gone in a week. He could also be here for the next 64 years. I already know this isnt the location Im going to work at for all of eternity and Im uncertian if Ill even be working for the company for a long time.

Monday, January 08, 2007

"Lesbians are Fourth Mealers"

s_royal13_grand.jpgI just got done doin a poop. As I was sitting there, I heard water running and what sounded like "a stampeding elephant" above me. I deducted that the upstairs neighbor was getting their shower on. Then it dawned on me: Im down here doin a poop less than 10 feet away from my neighbor who is going wet and nude style.