Monday, August 13, 2007

Sweet Loretta Martin Thought She Was a Woman

In this post I talked about how there was a new girl at work and that she seems like shell be a good employe. I was decieved. She does not know what shes doing. dick_cheney.jpgShe did the original work on about half of the warrenty work that comes back to the shop. (50% of 6 techs worth of work.) Shes annoying, shes stupid and shes really hard to look at.

On her looks. She doesnt understand that she doesnt look anything like a woman and will often get offended when customers call her sir. "This old guy just called me sir" she says to me. "I looked at him and told him, dont you see my rack?" Oh my god! BARF!!! Im sure somewhere in there shes got a "rack" but its no more decernable then a rack on a 300 pound man. Honestly, this girl looks like the love child of Dick Cheany and Captin Caveman.

Fortunatly for me I get to spend the next 3 days being the only person she knows at Advanced Alignment training for work.