One year a bad man named Chris came and ruined the Easter festivities that the chicks put on. (This is the same bad man that almost stole Christmas from Santa Clause several years earlier.) He would gather all the people together in giant buildings called churches where they would learn all about hope and salvation. The chicks tried to get to the peoples houses before they left but they were too slow.
Years went by and more and more people didnt care about the chicks or their candy. They all kept going to hear about what Chris did. Not sure what to do, the chicks went to see Santa and find out how he beat Chris. Santa told them of a wonderful company called Hallmark. The good people at Hallmark had given Santa all kinds of ideas like hiring a reindeer with a bright glowing nose and changing his name from Kris Kringle to Santa Clause. They would certainly be able to help the chicks.
After meeting with the people at Hallmark it was decided they needed someone who was fast and hip who could bring all the eggs to peoples houses before they left Easter morning. After searching and searching they found a bunny. He dressed in nothing but the coolest brightly colored vests and bow ties. Had amazing wicker baskets that had special pastel grass to keep the eggs safe. And he was quick. Much quicker then the chicks could ever be. He was able to get to everyones house before they woke up in the morning. Not only that but he was so fast that he even had time to hide the eggs in their houses.
Despite his best efforts, Chris was eventually forgotten. Giant chocolate statures of the bunny were built. Kids got to eat more candy then ever. And everyone had enough candy to make it to Mothers Day.
