Saturday, July 01, 2006

No More Ocean Dumpage

The other day, I was out back smoking with one of my coworkers. Someone rolled a trashcan back to the dumpster and emptied it. Another coworker then walked buy and asked if there was anything good in the dumpster today. We laughed and said we didnt know. Just for fun the 3 of us checked. Low and behold there was something good. A nearly brand new golf bag. The bag was retrieved and its contents were examined. There were empty golf ball boxes, an old glove, a couple tees and a toothbrush. Not just any tooth brush though. This was a Crest Tripple Effect toothbrush still sealed in its package. Apparently I was rather excited to see the dental hygiene product because when he pulled it out I said "Ooooh, a new toothbrush. Jackpot!" I was then offered the brush, to which I accepted and my teeth feel cleaner then they have in years.

And Setting Fuckin Fires

I dont know how many of you check Pheeshs blog but if you dont you need to check this out. For those of you who dont know Bethany Joy is one of my exgirlfriends.

Tib Count

Through June:

I owe Shedubeard 15 tibs.

Shedubeard owes me 1 tib.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Watch it.

5 Years down, 59 to go.

Happy anniversary to my lovely wife. (Yesterday)

Tuesday, June 27, 2006