Super Size Me

I was just looking at my recent blogs and noticed something. The last couple pictures I uploaded were done so with the size setting set to "large". Most of the older ones were all set to "small". For the longest time I was intimidated by the idea of a large picture. What if the text wasnt long enough to wrap around it? That would look stupid, right? Fuck that. These large sized pictures are way better.

Baby You Can Drive My Car

My lady friend is watching Invasion right now. You know, the show where the little girl keeps telling her mom she smells funny. Anyway... It looks like it takes place in Florida. Theres hurricanes and bayous and gators and the like. What Im writing about here is, those frickin awesome fan boats. Ill bet those suckers can go like 150 miles per hour and take corners like nobodys business. If for some godforsaken reason I was to move down to Florida I wouldnt bring my car. Id sell it and go everywhere by fan boat. If I couldnt get to where I needed to go then I guess I really dont need to go there. Oh yeah, when were flyin around the bayou on my pimped out fan boat, dont fall off. Im not jumpin in after you if a gator gets ya. Unless I have that gun. Then there aint no gator that would mess with me.

First thing a Cry Baby Girl learns, our bazooms are our weapons

We watched My Name is Earl, The Office (American Edition) and Cry Baby tonight.

My Name is Earl lived up to the anticipation that the ads put out for it. If you want a summary of the show go here, here or here. Theyll tell you what its all about. What Im going to tell you is that with the exception of Scrubs, I cant remember the last time I laughed so hard a sit com. Finally, a show that makes it worth owning a VCR again. (Yeah, I still dont have TiVo. Someday!) Watch this show!

The Office, if you dont know by now, is a brilliant adaptation of the BBC show by the same name. Its like the BBC version in that it has the same basic premise with the same basic character but because all the actors are different it has an entirely different feel. Watch this show!

Along with most of the other Gen X/Gen Yers, I have a strange fondness for all things 80s. This infatuation is unexplainable and illogical when one stands back and looks at what the 80s did to us. Fortunately for us, love does not require logic to be intact and in fact usually frowns on it. Cry Baby is frickin awesome. I dont know if it was made before or after Heathers or any of those other great 80s "cult classics" but its one of the best. Watch this movie!

OK so when I was putting in all the links I noticed that Cry Baby was made in 1990. Are we going to fault John Waters for making an 80s movie a year late? I wont.

Youve Gotta Say What You Say

My dogs are frickin retarded. I went to work for an hour. Yes, they sent me home after an hour. When I got home the dogs were jumping up and down and acting ridiculous like normal dogs do. I glance down the stairs and see a red ball at the bottom. Where did they find that? I think to myself. Oh well. I change, grab a load of laundry, and head downstairs. Wait? That aint no ball. Theres a frickin tomato on the floor with tooth marks in it. As you can see the tomato is in Hudsys hot spot so theres no doubt about who pulled it down from the counter. TOMATOES! What kind of stupid dog likes tomatoes? Seriously people. Its not like we starve him. I just dont get it.

My Eyes Feel Like Theyre Going To Bleed

Have you ever had it where your eyeball feels like its going to blow up? Like, theres a little twitching just below it and as soon as the twitching stops you think that thats the point when your eyeball is going to pop out of your head and land on the keyboard and look back at you. Thats how my eyeball feels right now. For some reason Im extremely hot too. I think I might be sick but its hard to tell because I didnt do a damn thing today. I would dare say I spent 14+ hours sitting on the couch or at the computer today. I spent 4 hours reading my Chronicals of Narnia, 4 hours playing Final Fantacy I, 5 hours watching football and now 1+ hours looking around the online . Only leaving the basement to eat or pee. Technically I did leave the house. I got the mail, and in doing so, stood on the street, which is not my property. Hopefully Im at the end of the sickness. I did feel a little pukey yesterday.

Guild of Ugly Bloggers

I dont have much. Ive been catching up on Whiteys blogs. I finished her Blogspot no problem but when I went over to her Xanga I couldnt read the damn thing. I dont know what you people do but yo Xangas is fugly. Thats right, fugly. I dub you Xangians as official members of G.U.B.