Monster

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Matchstick Men

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I Feel Bad When I See Fat People Eating

OK, heres the real post for the 18th.

Shedus car broke down while he was at work today. Being the good friend that I am I came and let him use my AAA towing so that we could get it over to my house for free. While we were waiting for the tow truck to come I had to pee really bad. I decided to go and pee in the bushs that were near us. With urine flowing at full force I heard someone walking on the other side of the bushes toward me. Un certain of what to do, I decided to pinch it off and duck down. The intruder walked by and I was left to my 'privacy' again. I finished the job and ran back to the my truck. Just before I get there I hit a patch of ice and fall to the ground. Had I just fallen, this story would not have been told. What happened on the way down is whats news worth. Both of my knees hit the step bar. Shedu, who was sitting in the passenger seat when this all went down, later told the ugly kid: "I saw him running to the truck and then he was gone. I opened his door and heard a wretched screaming. It was glorious." Well he might not have said it exactly like that but thats how itll go down in the record. The bottom line is, I didnt point, but wish I had.

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This is not a post

This is not a post but... Ive been working on Shedus car all day and feel that it exempts me from this 24 hour period. I will, in order to keep in good faith, post before I go to bed tonight.

The Juice

All my dreams have come true. Last night we were shopping for groceries and looking for a juicer. Not a big fancy machine the pulverizes fruits and vegitables but ono of the ones where you cut the orange in half and twist it on the thing in the middle and the juice is collected in a container under it. While we were looking we came upon a clearance endcap that had various appliances. There were a couple of coffee machines there and my lovely wife asked jokingly, "is that coffee machine $5?" I looked at it and it was $6.90. My hatered for the coffee machine that we have at home allowed me to pluck one of the clearance items off the shelf quicker then you could say 64. Finally, after 4 long years, we can have the coffee machine out without it interfeering with the opening and closing of the cupbords.

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Dear Hunter

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Pheesh and Cheeps

Theyre living in a bowl of cherries.