Running Man

Dont Watch It.

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I Love Inside Jokes. Id Love to be Part of 1 Some Day.

Some of you may remember "Code Blue". For those of you who dont, its what would be broadcast over the PA or walkies or something at Target when a hottie came around. Example: "Code Blue in toys" means that theres an attractive lady to be ogled in the toy department and all mans should report at their earliest convenience.

At my current job we have something similar. If you hear 1 of the mans yell "Line 7!" then you should look around to find the eye candy walking through. My little sister was in the shop the other day. Most of the guys know shes my little sister because shes been in to see me a couple times. Well 1 of the guys decided to call out "Hey Dave, Line 7" from about 30 feet away. So I called him out. I walked Jenna over to him and and introduced her to him as the local pervert.

Now you might be thinking to yourself, thats kinda hypocritical Dave, youve ogled your fair share of chiquita, who are you to judge. And its true, I have done that. But, he is the local pervert. And thats why I called him that.

Derailed

Dont watch it.