A Love Story With 2 Happy Endings

Lately Ive been holding back on my comments. Many a time Ive typed a very angry and spiteful comment you some of your blogs, read it over then deleted it because it was to over the top. Not that what I was writing wasnt how I felt. Lord knows it certainly was. For some reason I decided to censor myself. Ive displayed restraint. You might say that I shouldnt do that. But if you knew what Ive deleted you might change your mind. In short, Ive deleted some horrible things that I wanted to post. I dont regret deleting them and I dont regret feeling them.

If I Was Tall, Red and Angry This Is How Id Feel

1. three names you go by:
- katohater
- uncle redboy
- man squeeze

2. three things that scare you:
- failing my blogging responsibility
- the day after tomorrow
- the sun

3. three of your everyday essentials:
- anger
- biker bums
- special lady friend

4. three things you are wearing right now:
- dr. pepper pants
- lemon head t-shirt
- glasses

5. three things you need in a relationship (other than true love):
- anger
- a height advantage of at least 18 inches
- she must have vampire slaying skills

6. three physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to you:
- eyes
- eyes
- eyes

7. three things you want to do really badly right now:
- eat tacos
- watch dvds
- kill stemshul

8. three things you want to do before you die:
- take more quizzes
- take more quizzes
- take more quizzes

9. three ways that you are stereotypically a guy/gal:
- i like video games
- i love schwarzenegger movies
- i don’t shave my legs

10. three people i would like to see take this quiz:
(even though it’s not so much a ‘quiz’ as a questionnaire)
- riplet
- hudsy budsy
- mr. b

Cat Woman

Dont Watch It!

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You girls. I dont know who started all this but it reeks of the days when Ikyam would forward god only knows what to everyone who was foolish enough to give him their email address. You might say "well we all take the same quizzes and thats not any different." Well its not the same. Nobody puts your name at the end of this quiz and says they want you to take it too.

But, and this should in no way be considered approval of these activities because I certainly dont condone it, I will take the test.

1. Three names you go by:
- Honey
- Dan
- Asshole

2. Three things that scare you:
- Spiders
- Finding out Im not actually as awesome as everyone thinks I am
- Teenage girls

3. Three of your everyday essentials:
- A hot shower
- The internets
- A kiss from my wife

4. Three things you are wearing right now:
- Wedding ring
- Stupid Nike shirt my mother in law gave me for xmas 6 years ago
- Blue and grey boxer briefs

5. Three things you need in a relationship (other than true love):
- Sex
- Sex
- Sex

6. Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to you:
- Dark hair
- A nice butt (giggle giggle)
- A good mischievous grin

7. Three things you want to do really badly right now:
- Sleep
- Sleep
- Sleep

8. Three things you want to do before you die:
- Have sex in every state
- Live somewhere other than West Michigan
- Buy an RV and travel the U.S. for at least a year

9. Three ways that you are stereotypically a Guy/Gal:
- I fart
- I love tools
- I love electronics?

10. Three people I would like to see take this quiz:
(Even though it’s not so much a ‘quiz’ as a questionnaire)
- Noone
- Noone
- Noone

Its Been A Long Time Since I Rock N Rolled

Yesterday I was going through the archives looking for one of my old posts. As I did so I noticed that most of them were about all the stupid shit that would happen at the pizza places that Ive worked at. It wasnt hard to post on a regular basis back then. Somethings changed. I just dont have the anger I used to have anymore. While my new job isnt perfect, its a hell of a lot better than working with food. Not that the food was ever the problem. Theres something about being able to hide in the shop and never have to talk to customers. The only thing I have to worry about is my stupid coworkers (who really arent that bad) and rusted bolts.

Secret Destroyers

The shop I work at does a lot of tire sales. As a byproduct of this, we have several old tires stored away by the end of the week. What does one do with dozens upon dozens of old tires you ask? They call Larrys Tire Disposal. Every week Larry, a man who looks very much like Bruce McCulloch, comes and loads a large box truck up with all our used tires.

Monsters Ball

Watch it?