If something always happens that means that it has in fact happened twice. Therefore if something happens twice it always happens. We can extrapolate on this theory by saying that if something that happens half the time has happened once and anything that happened once happens half the time. Another thing that has been established is that the opposite of these is also true. If something doesn’t happen twice, it never happens. If something never happens it has not happened twice. The chart below "explains" things further.
- 0 Times: A paradox. If something happens 0 times then it never happened so it didnt happen twice so therefore it cant have happened 0 times.
- Once: Half the time.
- Twice: Always.
- 3 times: Always has happened and always will happen.
- 4 times: Always is happening.
- 5 times: Tuna. A little abstract, I know, but this might help. Look at the palm of your hand and draw a circle with the index finger of the other hand. 5 fingers and tuna. 5=Tuna.
- 6 times: Drumming. You’ve got tuna in one hand and the other hand is holding a drum stick with your thumb up. 5+1=6. Drummers are also known for their ability to comprehend things. It takes a drummer to truly comprehend 6.
- 7 times: Error 7. An error has occurred. We’ve gone past what drummers can comprehend and if they cant figure it out the rest of us are lost. Put it in the freezer. (Half the time it'll cool back down to 1.)
The following are just theory. Proof has not been established for the following.
- 8 times: Cube of Force +2.
- 9 times: All Your Base. "You have no chance to survive, make your time."
- #11: Neil
- 12 times: Normal
- 16 times: Piece of heart.
- 18 times: Zohkon.
- 19 times: A gallon of milk.
- 20 times: Critical hit.
- 64 times: Truth
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n+11=disaster
