House of Sand and Fog

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We ain't playing for real yet

This is all you get for a post today. Why? Because Shedu worked over 20 hours yesterday; that is not an exaggeration. feel free to see were he did spent his few free moments this afternoon.

I go poop now.

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Get Off My Mom Ryan Seacrest

I get such a kick out of the first couple weeks of American Idol. I dont find the actual contest or any of the music all that interesting. I love the bad singing and mocking of it. Its high larry us. And then the devistated looks on the peoples faces when then dont go on. Man its great.

The Truth Comes To 64tacos

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I Come From The Land Of The Ice And Snow

First, it should be said that while delivering pizzas, I dont wear a coat. I like the cold and dont like having to take it off and put it back on all the time. This is a choice I have made and dont complain about it.

So, there I was, balls deep, wait, what? No. I was standing outside some stupid ladies house with here pizza in my hand. After a couple minutes she comes to the door. I hand her the credit card slip and ask her to sign it. She then notices Im only wearing a t shirt and says. Wow, its really cold out here. You must be freezing. While shes filling the slip out I explain that I like the cold and am doing fine. She then pauses her filling out to explain to me that its a blizzard out and I have to be cold. I wanted to tell her that normally people just do their part and come to the door in a timely manner and then fill their credit card slips out with out telling me Im cold. When they do that Im able to quickly return to my car and keep at a comfortable temperature. But, by this time icicles were forming on my mustache and any further talking we did only meant that she was going to have to pause again and Id be out there even longer.

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And Tell Me I Am Still, The Man Im Supposed To Be

After droping my wife off at school today I started filling out applications. In the 3 hours between the drop off and work I managed to drop off 5 resumes. Most places werent hiring 'yet' but expect to start again in the next month when things start getting busy again.

I Knew You Were Going To Say That But It Really Hurts

Oh man, oh man. We did some serious midnight sledding last night. It was The Ugly Kid, SM7, Whitey and her boyfriend and Mr B and Hudsy Buttons. After a failed attempt at taking the trails in the woods we headed over to one of the closer big hills in town. There were a couple other kids there taking the steep part of the hill with reckless abandon. We however, had dog power so we didnt need the steepness to gain great speed. Also there was a little ramp on the shorter end. When we got there the jump was probably about 2 feet tall. Boyfriend and I started hitting it a couple times before Ugly got there. The 2 of us probably knocked about 6 inches or so off the top. Then Ugly showed up with his frickin huge sled. Everyone but SM7 was hitting the jump by this point and we knocked another 6 inches off it. The evening was winding down so it was decided that the 4 of us jumping it up would get on the toboggan together and hit the jump. We went down and hit it nice, every one was hurting. It was decided that we needed to do it 1 more time. So, weighing in at over 640 pounds, we do it again. This time we destroyed it. All of it. We cut right through the jump, leaving it with a 2 foot wide gap down its center. We broke the sled. Our bodies still hurt. It was glorious.

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This is the Dawning of the Age of Aquarious

Well, they finally came. The results are in and I am a 2 times certified mechanic. The resumes are printing and tomorrow Im going to drop as many off and fill out as many applications as I can.

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Im A Bad Bad Man

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