Smoke is Freedom, Flame is Mercy, I am Free Tonight

Its rained the last couple of nights here. And with the first Fall rain comes that wonderful smell that reminds you that winters coming and soon the only thing youll be able to smell is the cold.

Its almost my favorite time of year. Coat season is the best. I could never live in a place where there is never a need for coats. I mean really. Theyre so wonderful. Youve got pockets, warmth… What more do you need. “Well if its not cold then I dont need a coat to be warm, right?” Shut up. Coats are frickin awsome, and anyone who says otherwise is an idiot. Bring it Shedubeard. Bring the devil and Ill advocate your ass so fast you wont know which way to Tuesday! That goes for you too Jew. This isnt a debate forum. Im just saying I like coats so suck it. If you wanna debate call up that guy from Crossfire and have yourself a happy fucking debate. Oh yeah, and dont go agreeing with me either just to be coy. Nobody likes that either.

O ke doke, preemptive anger over. We have to be right all of the time. They only have to be right once. Its hard work. This reminds me, I HATE OUR PRESIDENT. Nothing new, just a statement of a fact.

Found Out About You

I have a little sister. Well call her Whitey. Last night I learned shes been keeping a secret for the last 9 months. She has a Blogspot and a Xanga. What the fuck? How come I didnt know about this? We have a good relationship as far as I can tell. Why are these mystical writings such a secret? Did she think we would make fun of her? Well, shes right. But whats wrong with that?

How did I come upon her blogs you ask. The Jew unwittingly tricked her into revealing herself in this post. My honey read it while I was at work and deducted the rest.

In the end, the writing is better than the Jews and more frequent than Shedubeards so shes doing good as far as Im concerned. Welcome to the club Whitey.

I Know You Want Whats On My Mind

Good golly. Its more than a week after Labor Day and I dont have my x-mas wish list started. Thats right people its x-mas season already. It seems like just 8 months ago I was standing in customer service lines with my gift receipts getting store credit. Oh wait, it was just 8 months ago. X-mas takes up 4 months of the year. Perhaps my favorite thing so far this year is the 8ft snow globe they have for sale at Costco. The pictures dont do it justice. You should go there just to see this thing.

Katohaters Going Away Party '05

Food- Build your own shish kabob, bratwurst, Daves Famous Macaroni and Cheese, bean dip, chips, fruit pizza and brownies.

Entertainment- Babies, Frisbee, killer dogs and catchphrase.

Yeah, we sent that tall mother fucker off in style.

This officially marks the end of an era. Both Kato and John Randolph are gone now. JR is gone to 'Seminary'. We expect him to be back for major holidays and semester breaks. Other than that hes gone for years. They have a lot of work ahead of them to get all his demons out.

Katohaters story is much different. Hes moving to the desert with his mom. Hell be there at least a year (they signed a lease for that long) and then theres no telling what will happen after that. We all joke with him that hell be back the day the lease ends. Perhaps thats just wishful thinking. At the very least hes said he wants to come back for camping.

What it all comes down to is this. Theres something theyre each looking for and havent found here. We can only hope that theyll find it, and when they do, theyll bring it back so we can all share it.