POTWRB (retro)

Sunday is upon us. This means that it's time for a new Person of the Week.

This week we honor Robert Butler. Rob was one of the best cart attendants this side of the Mississippi. He also had a second life as Sidekick Squeeg. Right hand man to Super Shovel. With their partner Salt Boy they formed the Porch Patrol. The Porch Patrol helped protect the Meijer entrance ways from pesky slip and fall accidents and allowed for easier transport of shopping carts. The Porch Patrol has retired and all members have gone on to different things. Because of your dedication and willingness to push slush around with a squeegee you Rob, are our person of the week.

Quote of the Day:

• Generously sized to allow for shrinkage

Who said it? The Cotton Exchange

Stupid stupid idea (retro)

After looking at the results of the poll, it appears that all of you visit at least once a week and about half visit everyday. With this in mind I feel as though I haven't been fulfilling my duties. Unfortunately for the website work is occupying about 60 hours of my time a week. Because of this I'm left with little time to work on the website. As I know you all would like more content I am proposing this. If you have something that you find interesting and would like it to be viewed by anyone on the internet send it to us and we'll post it here in a new section we're calling 'The People's Voice'. It could be anything from a rant on how your hard shell tacos were soggy to a movie review. Our editors will edit it so don't worry about typing or spelling to much. If it's a movie review we ask that you use the 64taco movie review system. (We'll provide the pictures so don't worry about that.) I've added an email link to the menu so use it to send your stuff.

Quote of the Day:

• That was enough heroin to kill an elephant.

Who said it? Shock Bill