Step 1: Get a really powerful flashlight with a tinted bulb. Blue for white people. Green for green people, Purple for black people. Do not choose red because thats for the bad guys.
Step 2: Choose the cheesiest line possible for every situation.
Step 3: Cut off hands. Lots and lots of hands. If your enemy has hands cut them all off and then kill them. Leave no hands behind.
Saturday, May 21, 2005
Friday, May 20, 2005
Twilight Princess
The newest installment of Nintendos The Legend of Zelda series has taken a step closer to our homes. It now has a title, Twilight Princess, and a more specific release date, Holiday 2005. Theres also a new trailer, tons of screenshots and artwork. Check it all out at zelda.com.
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Baby Mice
This pretty much sums up how I feel about this whole Koran flushing ordeal. Heres the long and short of it. Well the short of it anyway. Now for me to rant.
If I want to flush a copy of the Koran (or any other book for that matter) down the toilet that should be between me and my American Standard. I dont understand how putting a book in the crapper could be considered "prisoner abuse". Its a book. Its paper with ink on it. I know that some people consider their religious books to be sacred and holy but how is it abusive. Did they hurt the prisoners feelings? Well I hope so. THEYRE BEING INTERROGATED! A book is a book, and that is all that it is. Those guards were doing their jobs. If someone was interrogating me, I would hope that they were capable enough in their jobs to know what would get to me. In these peoples case, it was a book.
If I want to flush a copy of the Koran (or any other book for that matter) down the toilet that should be between me and my American Standard. I dont understand how putting a book in the crapper could be considered "prisoner abuse". Its a book. Its paper with ink on it. I know that some people consider their religious books to be sacred and holy but how is it abusive. Did they hurt the prisoners feelings? Well I hope so. THEYRE BEING INTERROGATED! A book is a book, and that is all that it is. Those guards were doing their jobs. If someone was interrogating me, I would hope that they were capable enough in their jobs to know what would get to me. In these peoples case, it was a book.
If its on the online its true.
According to this blog, Blimpie is giving away baby mice with any combo order.
Monday, May 16, 2005
Wake up dead man
I believe that Ive put every worthy update into this here blog now. Check the archive for some good time oldies.
And the animals I trap all become my pants
You may or may not have noticed but the amount of "old posts" has increased significantly in the last couple days. Ive been taking all the old 64tacos updates and retrofitting into this here blog. Im not going to include every update because some of them were just technical updates about the site but everything thats remotely entertaining should be there. Check the archives drop down menu over on the left there to read them.
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