Saturday, January 22, 2011

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Shoot the Hostage

Apparently terrorists tried to blow up a bus about 100 yards away from my work today with some artist supplies. It wasnt as glamorous as you might think. Sandra Bullock didnt even show yup. They didnt succeed thank goodness. Grand Rapids finest sent out the bomb squad and in a mere 4 hours, the robot had the threat neutralized. Hopefully theyll crack down on those liberal artistic types at the Kendal University and find out whos leaving their boxes lying around willy nilly for the enemies of this country to do their worst with.