If I Didnt Offend You Yesterday Perhaps This Will

I over heard a man say this to a woman at work today:

"What Id really like to do is, stick my tongue in your asshole while my cock is in your pussy. I just havent figured out how to do that yet."

Thats all.

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The purpose of this blog is to chronical the first 20 years of my life. The topics very personal at times and may be hard for some of you to read. The intent is not to detail events exactly as they happened. This is not a history book. There will be plenty of fact but what you read could be how I precieved events, how I wish things actually happened or complete bull shit.

Test

I just downloaded this plugin for Word that allows me to post to my Blogger without logging on. So much to everyones dismay, this is only a test.

Lets Treat Every Day Like Pams Mom Is Here

Theres a gay guy who commented on my blog a couple days ago. (Kody, Im sure youre much more than just a gay guy so if me calling you one offends you, well to bad. You are gay and this is my world over here so if you dont like it, go away.) Anyways... I check his blog out every now and then and he recently found this page. Really, I dont have anything to say about this other than a gay guy found it and I thought it was interesting. "A gay guy found it and I thought it was interesting." Yup, I said it. Twice!

Perhaps the reason I wrote this post was to say that I dont hate gay people. Im not sure why I get a kick out of calling people gay. Saying it as an insult even. Like the Jew. I call him gay all the time. I know hes not (no I dont) but I find it amusing to call him a homo. For that matter, why do I call him a Jew? What is it about gay and Jew that I find so damn amusing?

Some of you might be saying to yourselves: That Stemshul, hes a bad bad man. Doesnt he know how the Jews and Gays suffered. Well Ive got this to say. No! I dont know that and odds are you dont either. So shut up. I dont care if youre from Jewrusalem or like man parts in you. I find it amusing to say the words Jew and gay. If that offends you then too bad. If anything I should be given some of that retard help that those kids get because I have a mental defect.

If I managed to not offend someone with this post dont take it personally. I just got board. If you want to be offended go here and tell yourself I called you whichever name best fits you.

I Broke That Girl Down In The Produce Section

Just finished watching 21 Jump Streets Disc 3 of Season 1. I dont remember ever watching Jump Street when I was a kid. Perhaps after Im done watching all the episodes Ill have that fate again.

P.S. Dont watch Secret Window. ***Spoiler*** Theyre the same guy!!! ***End Spoiler***

Dont Drink The Water

Has there ever been a writer whos writing you likes so much that you just read it over and over? Well me too. As I was rereading my blog I noticed that my posts have been a lot happier the last few weeks. Theres one single factor that it can be attributed to. I no longer work at Hells Pizza. Since returning to The Village, the majority of my strife has gone away. I still get the stupid customers at The Village and there is no shortage of stupid people employees but somehow its better. There must be something in the sauce.