Friday, January 13, 2006

Im Perfectly Willing To Home School The Child

I may be the only one who noticed this, and Im almost certain Im the only one who cares, but some of you blogging newbies are neglecting to align your text with the tops of the images. What the hell am I talking about you ask. Look here, here and here. Youll notice that the images are higher than the first line of text. Here, here and here however they line up beautifully. (Do everyone a favor and never look to this blog for formating advice.)

This isnt youre fault of course. Its a flaw in Blogger. When you upload the image it automatically puts a line break in after it. In order to fix this all you have to do is delete it. If you write your post in the Edit Html field then after uploading the image delete any spaces between the beginning of your text and the end of the anchor tag. If you use the Compose field then just delete the spaces between the text and image.

Another thing that you might want to do every couple weeks or so is republish your entire blog. This updates all the indexes on old posts. To do this click on the "Posting" tab and click Status then Republish Entire blog.

O ke doke, Ive gotten that off my chest now. Just for good measure... Shedubeard has sex with boys.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

How Many More Times

As of late, Shedubeard has accused me of filling my blog with garbage. He says that my movie review system: Watch it!, Watch it., Watch it?, Dont watch it?, Dont watch it., Dont watch it!, is "a copout". I have previously explained why I use this method of reviewing and dont see how its any less worthy of review status than any other movie review. How often do you actually read Ebert and Ropers reviews? Never, you just see how many thumbs they gave it. Ill say it again, if you dont think its a valid review then do me a favor and shut up and look here for your reviews and not my website.

Now with validity of review out of the way, Ill address whether it should be considered to be a post or not. I cant imagine why a movie review would be considered an illegitimate post. Its certainly as viable as posting something you read at work on the bulletin board. Or a discussion you and your wife had about her funeral arrangements. Not to mention the whiney trip through Pheeshland that prompted this post. Now I hope youve gotten it out of your system Shedu. If you cant live up to a post every 48 hours just bring your knees over and Ill do whats necessary.

Am I mad about the Shedus comments? No, I just needed something to blog about and didnt get any Netflix today.

Image found here.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Jackin Off

Im rather upset. I thought my jack was fixed. Well its not. It doesnt lift shit and it upsets me. Tomorrow I have to bring it up to Sears to see if they can fix it. After they tell me they cant I have to decide whether or not to buy another 'cheep' Craftsman jack or drop some money (credit card debt) on a good jack. Either way Im fucked. No, no, Im just fucked.