Giant

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Brokeback Mountian

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Spring Cleaning

With The Ugly Kids assistance, I finished cleaning my garage today. Normally my garage is organized but has not been for the last couple days because for xmas I got a lovely work bench with metal pegboard. The damn thing took me about 4 hours to put together yesterday and that left me with no time to organize all my tools. We also finally hung the light fixture that Ikyam gave me back in July. Were talkin crazy lots of light in that garage now. Boo Ya.

That picture is me in my garage. I dont know what that ladies doing there but she wont go away ever since I put all those suits in there. (Found here.)

What I Heard While I Was Out

I was at Sears earlier today looking around at all the wonderful things I could spend my $30 gift card on. While I was there, this old man started yelling about something. I kept looking around but no matter where I went I could hear this crazy person. Things like, "Ive bought 4 saws, an air compressor and all my tools here!" "Im not going to take it over there youre going to do it and then have it sent to my house!" "My time is precious to me, Im not going all the way home and coming back. If you want it you can pick it up when you bring me a new one."

I was very tempted to say something to this crazy person. I wanted him to hear what the employees, 4 of them by this point, wished they could have said. I didnt however, not wanting to make things worse, as they very likely could have become. After about 30 minutes of yelling the old man was finally satisfied. After he left, the employee who was receiving most of the aggression looked around; I was the only non employee in the vicinity. After I gave him a knowingly nod he said, "at least hes going to die before the rest of us." I responded "Its true" with a satisfied grin on my face.

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Kicking and Screaming

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Books on Tape

I have been listening to The Chronicles of Narnia. My wife received them on CD from her mother for xmas. I was very apprehensive about them at first, fearing that they might be poorly produced. As I type the 5th book, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, is finishing, and I must say, they are amazing.

I Told You I Would Return, When The Robin Made His Nest

Here are my New Years Resolutions for 2006.

• Smoke less


• No fast food


• Post every day (click here for details)
  

Mom jokes have officialy become tellable. There is however a gentlemans agreement that they should only be used in moderation.

Cartoon found here.