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Basic Instinct 2

Dont watch it.

Top 6 Fun

Heres another one.

Don't change your myspace top 6!
- Fill the people in below!
- Answer the questions truthfully!

1. Jaime
2. Jenna
3. Zac
4. Shedu (The)
5. Teressa
6. Neil

1. Have you ever danced with number 3?
I dont think so. Perhaps the man dance.

2. Where did you meet number 5?
Gerald R Ford International Airport


3. Have you ever gotten drunk with number 4?
I never get drunk  without him

4. Has 1 been to your house?
Yeah, she lives there.

5. Has 1 ever seen you naked?
Yeah, she lives there!

6. Have you ever gone shopping with 2
Yes

7. Have you ever seen 5 in a swimsuit?
No

8. Have you ever met 1's family?
Yes

9. Do you know number 4's middle name?
Shedu need no middle names.

10. Have you ever eaten anything in front of 6?
Heck yeah. I dont know for sure but I may have eaten things off of him.

11. Do you trust number 1?
More then anyone.

13. Have you ever fought with number 1?
More then anyone.

14. When's the last time you seen person number 6?
October 15th 2006.

15. Are any of your top 6 family members?
2

17. Have you ever done something dangerous with number 6?
Many a dragon and beholder were slain

18. Have you ever slept in the same bed with 1?
Hell yeah!

19. Do you think 5 and 6 would make a good couple?
Hell no. Hes not tall enough for her and shes not pregnant enough for him.

20. Would 3 do anything for you?
Id like to think so. (As long as bones arent involved)

21. Has 4 ever helped you out?
Hes always there when I need him.

22. Are you mad at anyone on your top 6?
No

23. Which have you known the longest?
Neil

24. Who have you known the shortest?
Teresa

25. Has anyone in your top 6 seen you cry?
I would imagine all but Teresa have

26. Have you had a crush on 1 - 6?
Only #1

27. Will 1 - 6 repost this?
No

One Word Answers

This was in my MySpace something or other from god only knows when.

Only.
Type.
One.
Word.
Answers.
Not as easy as you might think.

1. Where is your cell phone?
-Pants

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
-Beautiful

3. Your hair?
- Awesome

4. Your mother?
- Bitch

5. Your father?
- Selfish


6. Your favorite thing?
- Wife


7. Your dream last night?
-  Unmemorable

8. Your favorite drink?
-  OJ

10. The room you're in?
- Office

11. Your ex?
- Bitch

12. Your fears?
- Spiders

13. What do you want to be in 10 years?
-  Happy

14. Who did you hang out with last night?
- Friends

15. What you're not?
- Stupid

16. Muffins?
- Yummy

17. One of your wish list items?
- Tools

18. Where you grew up?
- Michigan

19. The last thing you did?
- Ate

20. What are you wearing?
- Pants

21. Your TV?
- Glorious

22. Your pet?
- Stinky

23. Your computer?
- Old

24. Your life?
- Good

25. Your mood?
- Content

26. Missing?
- Flashlight

27. What are you thinking about right now?
- Lazyness

28.Your car?
- Manscorpion

29. Your work?
- Boring

30. Your summer?
- Camping

31. Your relationship status?
-  Love

32. Your favorite color?
- Black

33. When is the last time you laughed?
- Today

34. Last time you cried?
- Ummm

35. School?
- HA

The Winner

What do you call a French Canadian who flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist.