Here comes the river card

Recently my local basic cable has been expanded. Out of no where I now get G4 and ESPN2. As a result Im finally catching up on current video games and feel Im ready to go to Vegas and play some serious Texas Holdem.

Time wasting: 1
Productivity: 0

Ding Dong! The witch is dead!

Its been 3 days now and I think its starting to settle in. THE FAT MAN IS GONE. He has gone back to Lake Dr and hopefully well never see him again. Heres a few things to remember him buy.

• You do know what CAN stands for dont you?


• Its funny you call them that, Thats what we called them.


• I can get you some.


• No, and actually...


• Its not illegal, they steal from us.


• I can get you into the titty bar, but you have to buy your own lap dances.


• Yeah, I just hired her for eye candy.


• Shes a foreigner, she wouldnt have said that.

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