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Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Did Somebody Say My Name?

I went to the hardware store and saw everybodys favorite Sunday Night Pizza Boy today. Nothins changed.

She Walked In With Her Alligator Sister

My wife is having a baby shower here Saturday night so Ive been spending much of my day today cleaning the house. Not just picking up like I do everyday but actually cleaning. Dusting, windows, moping, you know, the hard stuff. Holy shit theres a lot of dust. I know my lungs are fucked already but Ive had to take breaks so that I could breath. If ever there was a reason to have children, dusting just jumped to the top of the list for me.

What Is This Material?

ITS SNOWING! The first snow of the year has come and caught me off gaurd. I intended to rake the leaves that God left behind today. (Lucky for me most of them were blown into the street or neighbors yards!) So much for that huh? Oh well. The winds are supposed to die down in a couple days and none of this white stuff is supposed to stick so I should get one more chance before Father Xmas comes knocking on my door.

Driving Faster In My Car

The other day at work I delivered a couple pizzas to a woman. When I arrived she said she needed to check them to make sure they were right because last time blah blah blah. So I gave her the pizzas and she takes them to the kitchen for examination. She comes back and says. "These were supposed to be on hand tossed crust, it looks like theyre on thin." I look at the ticket and it says thin crust. I explain that they were made according to the ticket. She looks at me very confused like. Then says, "I dont think the girl even asked me what kind of crust I wanted. Ive never even heard of a thin crust spinach pizza. I assumed they always came on hand tossed. Thats how they are on the buffet." This last statement was the deal sealer. This woman had no idea what she was talking about because the spinach pizza doesnt go on the buffet. Even if it did, why wouldnt it be able to be made on a different kind of crust? Sure some pizzas go better with certain kinds of crusts but that doesnt mean that they have to be made only on that kind. At this point I offered to call the store and see what we could do about this. She says "No, I want these pizzas to be hand tossed." NO? What the fuck is wrong with you lady? I know it might be hard for you to believe but I dont have any spinach hand tossed pizzas in my car. The only way there is going to be one is if I call the store and tell them to make one. I call and talk to the Roper and he says theyll remake the pizzas. I tell the woman that she can either keep the current pizzas or wait for new 1s to come. She decides to wait.