A mean limerick about a good friend: Part 2 in a series

I have a friend whos quite tall

Being angry is his priority above all

To be in his prime

He lives on China time

If were not careful he will kill us all

A mean limerick about a good friend

I have a friend whose quite hairy

Hes turning into his father Larry

His wifes gone insane

And his childs name is Rayne

The future for him is quite scary