The Right To Bear Arms

This is what your rights get you.

My Lovely Lady Lumps

Why is it that I always want to hit that monkey. And how about taking a bat to a mailbox while hanging out of a car window. Then theres the big question, whos legs are those? Why do these things work?

2 Outa 3 Aint Bad

And Ill take 1 out of 2. I got my mechanics test results back yesterday. I passed the Front End, Steering and Suspension test and failed the Brakes and Braking Systems test. Thats pretty much what I expected to happen. Now its time to hit the books and try again.