Konami Code

Recently I added Pheeshs My Space to my Blogs bookmarks folder. I just noticed that he has the Konami Code as, what I can only imagine is a personal quote. The problem is its not right. Sure what he has will activate the secret but theres an extra "B A select". This really bugs me. The Konami Code is the great unifier of all mid 80s video game players. Without it it would have been impossible for any of us to beat Contra the first time. If youre going to quote it quote it correctly. Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A.

Contra image found here.

Livin, Lovin, Shes Just A Woman

I had the pleasure of delivering some food to one of the old people homes this evening. I hate going to these places. They reek of death and theres craziness running (or rather rolling in their wheel chairs) rampant everywhere. Heres a run in I had with one of the crazies tonight.

Crazy: Are you the mail man?
Me: No.
Crazy: Are you the mail man?
Me: No, Im the pizza man.
Crazy: Are you the mail man?
Crazy: What day is it tomorrow?
Crazy: Whats the date tomorrow?
Crazy: What day is it tomorrow?
Crazy: Whats the date tomorrow?
Crazy: Why dont we have a calendar in here?

Old people should not be left out in the hall way unattended. Yes, I know, some day that will be me. When Im old and crazy I would like to be left in a room, alone. Perhaps with a dog or other animal that will pay attention to me that I can talk to.

Old lady photo found here.

Taking Lives

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Youre My Best Friend And I Love You

I was standing at the front counter at work putting my schedule for next week into my phone and a customer came up and asked "Friendly Neighbor" if we had a pay phone. We dont but he lets her use the stores phone. She hangs up after a failed attempt. Next she turns to me and we have this conversation.

Customer: Can I use your cell phone?
Me: No, I dont have very many minutes, sorry.
Customer (glaring at me like Im lying to her and with a snide tone in her voice): Itll just take 30 seconds.
Me (extremely irritated): I said no. Sorry.

I lied. I was not sorry. She could have gone and asked any 1 of the scores of people in the restaurant and Ill bet 49-64% of them would have said the same thing. Im not giving some complete stranger my phone, especially when theres a counter between us and a door only a couple feet away from her. Suck it bitch.

This Is Our Christmas Tree

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