A mean limerick about a good friend: Part 3 in a series

I have a friend who clames to be ugly

Hell break all your stuff quite smugly

No girl looks good enough

Especially Hillary Duff

He protects all his emotions so snugly

A whole new world

My New Years resolutions (and noncompliance penalties) version 2005:

• No more smoking
• lung cancer and or emphysema
• No more fast food
• obesity and heart failure
• No more mom jokes
• I become mayor of Tib City

(nochance)

I am back on the online. The last minute move of 2004 is nearly completed and Comcast has activated my online. Tomorrow should be the last day of moving and then Saturday is the big cleaning party. Everyones invited (though I doubt anyone will show.) The new house is wonderful. It has all the amenities. Finished basement with 54" big screen and Dolby 5.1 surround, attached garage with 30,000 BTU forced air propane Reddy Heater, completely unfurnished living room and a special room for playing all the DnD you can handle. Im loving it (as Justin would say it).