Saturday, April 22, 2006

Monties

My lady friend and I decided to indulge my sister and her boyfriend this evening and went out to the bar with them. We were not allowed into our intended destination however because I was wearing "work boots." You know, low brow Doc Martins. Obviously any foot ware that goes above your ankle is unfit for public wearing.

As for this, Ill address you tomorrow. When Im not so tired.

Friday, April 21, 2006

Pin A Rose on My Nose

I saved a life yesterday! I voluntarily subjected myself to giving away one of my Nutty Bars. I am someones hero. Of course I did not only do this out of the goodness of my heart, to be honest getting on my coworkers good side doesnt hurt. I mean if I really wanted to be totally selfless I could have given him both Nutty Bars, but seriously, they are the tastiest treat youll ever eat. I think I deserve at least that much for the bruise that I now have. It was all worth it though. Someone in this world got good use out of my "Grade A" desert! Oh, and an added benefit of donating part of your lunch is that it actually speeds up your metabolism! Too bad you can only donate 2 Nutty Bars at a time or else the "Desert Donation Diet" could be the next big thing.