Warning: Stupid Person at the Wheel

I would like everyone who drives an automobile to do something for me. Only put the fluids that are supposed to be put in your car in your car. Specifically dont just put water in your radiator. YOU NEED ANTI FREEZE. Its not expensive. Its not even hard to put in. The local parts store guy will do it for you if you dont know how. The reason you need anti freeze, and not just water, is that it has a lower freezing temperature and a higher boiling point. If you just have water in it then after driving your car the water will start boiling. Then when I take the radiator cap off, Ill burn the shit out of my forearm and chest because there was so much pressure built up that the cap burst off rather than checking at its safety point. If you dont know what to put in your car then dont put anything in it. After youve done that, ask what needs to be put in it. And dont ask just anyone ask someone who should know. Someone like a mechanic or parts store guy. Im gong to go lay down in some cold water now.

Im Gonna Get My Magnum

Lately my blog has been getting more spam than an AOL account. Just as I was about to go Stalin on the comment options I noticed Blogger added a new feature. Now you can require "word verification". That means that the bots wont be able to comment because they wont be able to read the picture and type in the word to verify that they are a person. Im sure I didnt have to explain all that to most of you but it made my post longer, so suck it. Hopefully this shit will work. If not, this blog will quickly become communist Russia.

Opening Day

Today is opening day for the NFL season. Currently the Patriots are killing the Raiders. While watching there game there is a question that must be asked. What did they paint on the field near the sidelines at the 50 yard line. One theory is theyre Death Razors in honor of Gillette Stadium. Another is that they are people being dragged. Possibly its Shocking Grasp.

The Nose on a Blood Hound Will Beat Any NASA Rocket

Just watched Best in Show. You should too.

__IT HAPPENS

What is it about beards. Im not gay (not that theres anything wrong with that) but I look at some beards and wonder how women can resist them. Were watcing Forest Gump on the TV right now and its the running scene. Damn thats a good beard.