It's good to be a quitter!

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Well I just smoked what I hope will be my last cigarette. I figure now is the time since my wife decided she doesn't want to smoke anymore. Also the Jew hasn't smoked in a week now so that will be helpful. Now I just have to get The Hairy One to quit and we will be a non-smoking party.

Yahoo Instant Messanger

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One of my favorite things about yahoo is that anyone can im you. I had this conversation just a few minutes ago.

[30 11:01] swmich01: hello
[30 11:02] stemshul: (nochance)
[30 11:04] swmich01: what?
[30 11:04] stemshul: who is this
[30 11:04] swmich01: kevin
[30 11:04] stemshul: kevin who
[30 11:05] swmich01: u dont know me. r u in kalamazoo
[30 11:05] stemshul: no
[30 11:05] swmich01: where at?
[30 11:05] stemshul: im not sure why you would want to know
[30 11:06] swmich01: was going to offer you oral
[30 11:06] stemshul: youre a sad sad little man arent you
[30 11:08] swmich01: i would pay
[30 11:09] swmich01: interested?
[30 11:09] stemshul: no
[30 11:10] swmich01: 50 bucks
[30 11:10] stemshul: how about you give me 1000 and then ill kick your ass for you
[30 11:11] swmich01: sounds interesting
[30 11:12] stemshul: well that's all for today
[30 11:12] *** swmich01 has been ignored.

Who needs criminals when you've got family members?

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I sure as hell don't. I found out today that my dad stole my identity and used it to open a loan which he has taken the liberty of neglecting. Naturally this fucks my credit up. I get to go to the bank on Tuesday and talk to the fraud lady and tell her that I didn't do it. Then hopefully they'll take it off my credit rating and put him in jail!

A True Statement

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If you have to ask, then you don't know.

Mind the STemshul

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This is the world premiere of my new web personality. You're gonna love it!

Metric (retro)

It has been brought to my attention that Europeans display their date differently than we do. They put the month after the day. So using the metric way of measurement today is 6/4.

Freak Out (retro)

Please do everyone a favor and don't forget the spring equinox.