Corrections, contractions and appologies

In this post I was accused of saying that katohater has "no extra space". He says I said this in this post. If you read the post youll see that I actually said "theres not much extra room in his room. Its packed." Now I was at the house since the move and kato has allocated alot of his floor space back. Im not sure where the sink ended up and Im pretty sure he wound up having to burning a lot of his stuff, but in the end it looks very nice.

A whole new world.

For the most part the great move of 2004 has been completed. Theres just a little bit here and there that needs to be finished up. Its going to be interesting. Katohater has never lived away from his parents before and brought everything but the kitchen sink. Strike that, he may infact have brought a kitchen sink. Im not sure. Needles to say theres not much extra room in his room. Its packed.

Heres the living arrangement. Katohater, Uglytaco and Shedubeard are all living with Shedubeards wife and child. Kato and Ugly are living in the basement which is also where the den/musicroom/commons/dvd vault is. Shedus office is also in the basement. This will give him the feeling of actually going to work since hell beable to be on an entirely different floor than his family while hes 'at work'. This situation will prove to be interesting because Kato and Ugly will also have their food/kitchen in the laundryroom which is Shedus office.

About the den/musicroom/commons/dvd vault. This is the room where all the band equipment is going to be. Also lining the walls is all (mostly) of Katos DVDs. There is a theory that there will be several TVs set up for multi video game playing pleasure.

No ones really sure if Kato and Ugly are allowed upstairs. Shedu is allowed up stairs. We know this because he is incapable of providing himself with food and must be to dinner at 5:30 sharp. With the longer comute home from work the 5:30 deadline could prove to be a little difficult but it might mean leaving the office a little early. Gotta eat the food when its hot. He is trying to grow himself a Stemshul Pot-Belly®.

The Jew and I have been taking bets on who drops first and at whos hand. I think Shedu will take Kato out in a hairy rage.

On an unrelated note. I dont think the spell checker on this blogger is working. Its been three posts now that Ive put up that Ive run the spell checker on and no errors have shown up.

Yet another reason

I hate people so much. Read this.

S.W.A.T.

Ill never know why a talented actor like Samuel L Jackson does these movies. S.W.A.T. was a movie where not enought hostages got shot. Infact I cant even talk about it right now because Im so pissed off about it.

Fan Gal

Theres this Creed Fansite that me and katohater found a couple years ago. I think Im pretty cool because I go there and make fun of them on the message board because of their taste in music. Well its not any fun anymore because they dont talk on the board. This is just another reason that even Jesus hates Creed.

Jews and their women

A couple weeks ago me and the Jew were playing around with our cell phones because it was slow as hell at work and we were board. I showed him how I could forward calls from my phone to any line that I knew the number too. He checked his phone and forwarded calls to my phone. Having had our fun we turned the forwarding off and went on with our day.

About twenty minutes ago I received a phone call. Yes I received a phone call at 1:55 am. I didnt get to it in time because I was in bed trying to sleep. When I looked at the phone there was a number on it that I didnt recognize. It was vaguely familiar but I didnt know who it was. When I called the number back it went to a girls voice mail. The voice on the message sounded like the Jews girlfriend. I wasnt sure though. I know katohater has her phone number so I log onto the online to see if hes there. He wasnt but the Jew was. This is the discussion that followed:

[14 02:00] stemshul: (beep)

[14 02:00] beatrixkills: (youare)

[14 02:00] stemshul: what do you want

[14 02:01] beatrixkills: (globe)

[14 02:01] stemshul: well what else do you want

[14 02:01] beatrixkills: how bout u

[14 02:01] beatrixkills: (trillian)

[14 02:01] stemshul: (meatwad)

[14 02:01] beatrixkills: (lotion)

[14 02:02] stemshul: im not going to get the water heater tomorrow

[14 02:02] beatrixkills: so water heater huh

[14 02:02] beatrixkills: y

[14 02:02] stemshul: im going to get it sunday

[14 02:02] beatrixkills: Y

[14 02:02] stemshul: when i have the whole day off

[14 02:02] stemshul: because its something that should take about an hour to do

[14 02:02] beatrixkills: i have thur fri off how bout one of those days

[14 02:02] stemshul: much like a shower wall

[14 02:03] beatrixkills: Hey we got the pipe wrench now though

[14 02:03] stemshul: (itstrue)

[14 02:03] stemshul: im still going to wait until sunday

[14 02:03] stemshul: so is that what you called about

[14 02:03] beatrixkills: fine gay it up

[14 02:03] beatrixkills: i didnt call you

[14 02:04] stemshul: 5559865

[14 02:04] beatrixkills: yes what about it

[14 02:04] beatrixkills: I could kill you

[14 02:05] stemshul: that's stephanies number right

[14 02:05] beatrixkills: No thats the number of your death if you call it

[14 02:05] beatrixkills: (gottaplay)

[14 02:05] stemshul: well that number just called me at 1:55 am 07/14

[14 02:06] stemshul: and when i called it back there was a pretty girls voice mail

[14 02:07] beatrixkills: I fucking hate cellphones

[14 02:07] stemshul: was she checking her voice mail and called me

[14 02:07] beatrixkills: she called me when i was on both lines and it call forwarded to your cell phone

[14 02:07] stemshul: lol

[14 02:07] beatrixkills: FUCKING PHONES

[14 02:08] stemshul: X-O

[14 02:08] beatrixkills: Im talking to her right now on the phone so she said she got your voicemail calling me

[14 02:08] beatrixkills: (mad)

[14 02:08] beatrixkills: (t)

[14 02:09] stemshul: why didn't she answer the phone when i called her back

[14 02:09] beatrixkills: cuz she was on the phone with me

[14 02:09] beatrixkills: she doesnt know your number

[14 02:10] beatrixkills: and she has a crush on you, she must have got shy

[14 02:10] stemshul: yeah girls do that around me

[14 02:10] beatrixkills: Hey your David Ross

[14 02:10] stemshul: (itstrue)

[14 02:10] beatrixkills: / bearded wonder

So whats the moral of the story? Dont date Jews.

Theres nothing better than a...

Firefox? I downloaded that Firefox program that everyones been talking so much about. Its pretty fancy. It allows you to cutomize alot of stuff. Definitally better than the Mozilla I was running. Its not a whole lot better than IE, but some, eh hem.