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The Jew

The Jew Has Posted! The Jew Has Posted! After almost 4 months we get 2 posts in 2 days. Its about time he posted.

Most of the time was spent plunging

Currently Im downloading at a mind bending rate of 8.91 KB/Sec and dropping. This is not acceptable. I blame Microsoft. Why Microsoft? Because Im downloading something from their site. Something that both Firefox and Internet Explorer told me I needed to download to do what it is I want to do. What is it I want to do? Im not sure exactly but it has something to do with Excel and the online. Thats all for now. Im going to go poop for 22 minutes. Then hopefully my download will be done.

Time taken to write post: 7 min

Wild eyed child of the sun

I probably dont have to tell any of you this but, the eBay is an amazing thing. Yesterday I picked up a Second Edition Players Handbook for a mere $1.04. How cool is that.

Total time taken to write post: 5 min

If theres a bustle in your hedge grove

Currently there are 4 lawnmowers at my house. I have an old Craftsman "real" mower. I have a Toro gas powered mower that I got free from my mom. I have a Briggs and Stratton self propelled mower that is my father inlaws. I also have a broken down old Briggs and Stratton riding lawn mower from the 70s that the fat man gave me.

Last week at this time not a single one would mow my yard. The grass was too tall for the real mower and none of the gas powered mowers would start. Im happy to report that both the smaller mowers now work. The Toro just needed a new spark plug and filter. The B&S self propelled needed to be taken apart and have its starter cord untangled. I dont expect anyone to care about this but I am quite proud of myself and felt like telling you.

For those of you who think Google is wholesome, this came up as #3 on a Google image search for "lawn mower". Click

As long as were having lawn mower fun check this out. Click

Total time take to write post: 53 min

Here comes the river card

Recently my local basic cable has been expanded. Out of no where I now get G4 and ESPN2. As a result Im finally catching up on current video games and feel Im ready to go to Vegas and play some serious Texas Holdem.

Time wasting: 1
Productivity: 0

Ding Dong! The witch is dead!

Its been 3 days now and I think its starting to settle in. THE FAT MAN IS GONE. He has gone back to Lake Dr and hopefully well never see him again. Heres a few things to remember him buy.

• You do know what CAN stands for dont you?


• Its funny you call them that, Thats what we called them.


• I can get you some.


• No, and actually...


• Its not illegal, they steal from us.


• I can get you into the titty bar, but you have to buy your own lap dances.


• Yeah, I just hired her for eye candy.


• Shes a foreigner, she wouldnt have said that.