The Final Countdown

As of 3:20pm this afternoon I am unemployed. Oddly I dont have much to say on the topic. I made some good friends while I was there and learned to hate others in ways I never knew possible. (You know who you are.) With that said, all thats left is packing. Lots and lots of packing.

Carry on My Wayward Son

Its gone. I am amazed at the efficiency of the Bargain Corner. I put an ad for The Green Fever in yesterday, it posted today and the car is sold already. Its gone to a couple that is more in need of a dying car. I trust it will be treated well. It will be missed.

Running Man

Dont Watch It.

I Love Dinosaurs

See why here.

I Love Inside Jokes. Id Love to be Part of 1 Some Day.

Some of you may remember "Code Blue". For those of you who dont, its what would be broadcast over the PA or walkies or something at Target when a hottie came around. Example: "Code Blue in toys" means that theres an attractive lady to be ogled in the toy department and all mans should report at their earliest convenience.

At my current job we have something similar. If you hear 1 of the mans yell "Line 7!" then you should look around to find the eye candy walking through. My little sister was in the shop the other day. Most of the guys know shes my little sister because shes been in to see me a couple times. Well 1 of the guys decided to call out "Hey Dave, Line 7" from about 30 feet away. So I called him out. I walked Jenna over to him and and introduced her to him as the local pervert.

Now you might be thinking to yourself, thats kinda hypocritical Dave, youve ogled your fair share of chiquita, who are you to judge. And its true, I have done that. But, he is the local pervert. And thats why I called him that.

Derailed

Dont watch it.

I knew I was hot

Which Lost Character Are You?

You are Kate. Breathtakingly beautiful, seemingly pure of heart, and you can even sew your own curtains! You listen to Patsy Cline anywhere and know how to work a farm. Your past haunts you. An accused criminal, are you innocent or guilty? The only thing thing we know you're guilty of is not giving Charlie the attention he needs.
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