Sunday, May 19, 2002

Excuses (retro)

Very sorry about the lack of new content lately folks. I recently got a promotion and my work schedule is about 60 hours a week now.

Yes I realize that it's already Monday and I'm just now telling you who the new person of the week is. This does not in any way detract from the significance of this person.

This week we honor O.J. Simpson. O.J. has enriched our lives in many ways. From being one of the greatest running backs the NFL has ever seen to his acting career to single handedly putting Court TV on the map. Also, his Bronco police chase was pretty sweet too. If none of this had happened, there would never be the amazing band known as O.J.'s Bronco. It would probably still be named Outcast Loser People.

Quote of the Day:
  • !!! Attention !!! Customers If your allergic to nuts please be aware that we DO have nuts in the premise
Who said it? Woody's Cone Stop

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