Tib Report (retro)

I'd like to report that I am still suffering from a tib I received three days ago. After exiting my car I attempted to shut the door and walk towards the front of the car. The door had other plans though. It had obviously been plotting with my seatbelt because upon shutting the seatbelt stopped the door from being able to latch and then pushed it back out. This in turn resulted in the door striking my knee in such a manner that I have a slight limp to this very day.