Shit all over the DM seat

With Labor Day past it is officially X-Mas season. To help get everyone in the mood Ive begun my wish list. You may look at it and say thats only about $800-$900 worth of goods. Dont worry thats just the start. Ill clear $2000 worth of wishes by the time Im done I promise. This isnt because Im a selfish person. (That is displayed by other actions.) Its so that my wife can enjoy the holiday. She hates it when I know what each and every present is. I figure the only way to avoid this is to ask for such a ridiculous amount of stuff that theres no way Ill get all of it.