Saturday, July 01, 2006

No More Ocean Dumpage

The other day, I was out back smoking with one of my coworkers. Someone rolled a trashcan back to the dumpster and emptied it. Another coworker then walked buy and asked if there was anything good in the dumpster today. We laughed and said we didnt know. Just for fun the 3 of us checked. Low and behold there was something good. A nearly brand new golf bag. The bag was retrieved and its contents were examined. There were empty golf ball boxes, an old glove, a couple tees and a toothbrush. Not just any tooth brush though. This was a Crest Tripple Effect toothbrush still sealed in its package. Apparently I was rather excited to see the dental hygiene product because when he pulled it out I said "Ooooh, a new toothbrush. Jackpot!" I was then offered the brush, to which I accepted and my teeth feel cleaner then they have in years.

6 comments:

stmarys7 said...

THAT'S where you're "new" toothbrush came from??? Gross...you need to move it to a drawer far far away from my toothbrush.

katohater said...

was the toothbrush hermetically sealed?

paradroid said...

she wants you to Get Rid Of Slimy girlS.

stmarys7 said...

what are you a homeless man now?

stmarys7 said...

Hey...I didn't say that...

Jenna said...

opps I did