One Word Answers

This was in my MySpace something or other from god only knows when.

Only.
Type.
One.
Word.
Answers.
Not as easy as you might think.

1. Where is your cell phone?
-Pants

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
-Beautiful

3. Your hair?
- Awesome

4. Your mother?
- Bitch

5. Your father?
- Selfish


6. Your favorite thing?
- Wife


7. Your dream last night?
-  Unmemorable

8. Your favorite drink?
-  OJ

10. The room you're in?
- Office

11. Your ex?
- Bitch

12. Your fears?
- Spiders

13. What do you want to be in 10 years?
-  Happy

14. Who did you hang out with last night?
- Friends

15. What you're not?
- Stupid

16. Muffins?
- Yummy

17. One of your wish list items?
- Tools

18. Where you grew up?
- Michigan

19. The last thing you did?
- Ate

20. What are you wearing?
- Pants

21. Your TV?
- Glorious

22. Your pet?
- Stinky

23. Your computer?
- Old

24. Your life?
- Good

25. Your mood?
- Content

26. Missing?
- Flashlight

27. What are you thinking about right now?
- Lazyness

28.Your car?
- Manscorpion

29. Your work?
- Boring

30. Your summer?
- Camping

31. Your relationship status?
-  Love

32. Your favorite color?
- Black

33. When is the last time you laughed?
- Today

34. Last time you cried?
- Ummm

35. School?
- HA