I Love Inside Jokes. Id Love to be Part of 1 Some Day.

Some of you may remember "Code Blue". For those of you who dont, its what would be broadcast over the PA or walkies or something at Target when a hottie came around. Example: "Code Blue in toys" means that theres an attractive lady to be ogled in the toy department and all mans should report at their earliest convenience.

At my current job we have something similar. If you hear 1 of the mans yell "Line 7!" then you should look around to find the eye candy walking through. My little sister was in the shop the other day. Most of the guys know shes my little sister because shes been in to see me a couple times. Well 1 of the guys decided to call out "Hey Dave, Line 7" from about 30 feet away. So I called him out. I walked Jenna over to him and and introduced her to him as the local pervert.

Now you might be thinking to yourself, thats kinda hypocritical Dave, youve ogled your fair share of chiquita, who are you to judge. And its true, I have done that. But, he is the local pervert. And thats why I called him that.

Derailed

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I knew I was hot

Which Lost Character Are You?

You are Kate. Breathtakingly beautiful, seemingly pure of heart, and you can even sew your own curtains! You listen to Patsy Cline anywhere and know how to work a farm. Your past haunts you. An accused criminal, are you innocent or guilty? The only thing thing we know you're guilty of is not giving Charlie the attention he needs.
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The Gaurdian

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Does Grandpa Have Balls? Does Grandpa Have Balls You Can Play With?

That has got to be the best question anyone has ever been asked at a 3 year olds birthday party. Happy birthday Raene. (Yesterday)

Lost Season 2

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What is Normal?

Oh my goodness. We just invented the best game. We (Jaime, Dan and I) were watching the Packers get their asses kicked and needed to get away from the screens. It was decided that we would go to Meijers and wander. We came across the game 20Q and decided to take it home. We played a couple of times and had fun with that.

Heres where the genius is we started answering the questions oppositely. So, if your looking for the opposite of a computer and it asked you "Is it a common household object?" you would say "no" because computers are in almost every home. Here are some of the opposites we calculated. The 1st item being the thing we were finding the opposite of and the 2nd being the opposite.

Computer : Snow

Good : Everything

Jenna: A Wrench

Arizona :  A Ball Point Pen

A Cat : A Parsnip

Football :  Everything

A Pocket :  A Jaguar

Try it! Its awesome.