Monday, February 23, 2004
Wednesday, February 18, 2004
Spanish Dan (retro)
ATTENTION
We have just received word that Dan left on an exchange program to Spain. This means that we were supposed to get someone in his place while he was gone. All we know about the exchange student is his name is 'Spanish Dan' and he was last seen on a plane leaving Spain. We were also able go get a picture of him. If you've seen Spanish Dan please let us know.
We have just received word that Dan left on an exchange program to Spain. This means that we were supposed to get someone in his place while he was gone. All we know about the exchange student is his name is 'Spanish Dan' and he was last seen on a plane leaving Spain. We were also able go get a picture of him. If you've seen Spanish Dan please let us know.
Monday, February 16, 2004
Presidents Day Store (retro)
To celebrate President's Day (which is today) I've decided to tell you a story about my sister.
When we were younger my sister and I would get in fights like all siblings did. Being the older brother I more often than not ended the fights. How I ended them was generally by beating her up and then getting both of us sent to our rooms. (This wasn't much of a punishment after a while because we quickly learned to keep all our toys in our rooms because we were going to wind up there soon anyway.) On one particular occasion Jenna, my little sister, had stolen some money from me. The amount was approximately $10-$20. No small change to a early double digits kid. When I figured out that Jenna had stolen the money I proceeded to beat her up like a good older brother. While I was going through the appeal process with my parents Jenna took the liberty of dumping the better part of a bottle of shampoo into my fish tank. A couple of hours later while grounded and playing with my Legos I noticed that there were a lot of bubbles in my fish tank. Upon closer review there weren't just a lot of bubbles there was almost nothing but bubbles and they were starting to come out of the little thing you lifted up to feed the fish. Needless to say all my fish died and I had to spend the $10-$20 that she had stolen on new fish. In the end neither of us got to have the money and we both spent a lot of time in our rooms.
When we were younger my sister and I would get in fights like all siblings did. Being the older brother I more often than not ended the fights. How I ended them was generally by beating her up and then getting both of us sent to our rooms. (This wasn't much of a punishment after a while because we quickly learned to keep all our toys in our rooms because we were going to wind up there soon anyway.) On one particular occasion Jenna, my little sister, had stolen some money from me. The amount was approximately $10-$20. No small change to a early double digits kid. When I figured out that Jenna had stolen the money I proceeded to beat her up like a good older brother. While I was going through the appeal process with my parents Jenna took the liberty of dumping the better part of a bottle of shampoo into my fish tank. A couple of hours later while grounded and playing with my Legos I noticed that there were a lot of bubbles in my fish tank. Upon closer review there weren't just a lot of bubbles there was almost nothing but bubbles and they were starting to come out of the little thing you lifted up to feed the fish. Needless to say all my fish died and I had to spend the $10-$20 that she had stolen on new fish. In the end neither of us got to have the money and we both spent a lot of time in our rooms.
Thursday, February 05, 2004
Tib Report (retro)
I'd like to report that I am still suffering from a tib I received three days ago. After exiting my car I attempted to shut the door and walk towards the front of the car. The door had other plans though. It had obviously been plotting with my seatbelt because upon shutting the seatbelt stopped the door from being able to latch and then pushed it back out. This in turn resulted in the door striking my knee in such a manner that I have a slight limp to this very day.
Monday, February 02, 2004
Return of the Idiots (retro)
Holy shit, we're back. We wanted our site back so we took it. David Ross and Juke Robitel are in control again and in full force. We will soon be releasing a movie showing you exactly how we did it. We've also got some plans to release games. Check back soon for lots of exciting updates. It's gunna be real.
Monday, December 16, 2002
Watch out! Wet cement.. (retro)
I remember back in grade school, Josh, Dan and I made up a game called "Watch Out! Wet Cement". The basic premise of the game was that you couldn't step on any cement because it was wet and you would get stuck in it. Now as you can imagine it was next to impossible to go out and play for recess without stepping on cement. Fortunately you could gain points (steps on cement) by touching certain things. The most common were man hole covers and other underground drainage related objects. Where's the punch line in this story? There isn't one. That's all I've got.
Friday, December 06, 2002
Lets get it on with the alligator haters (retro)
The she-devil has been removed from the Neil section of ala goat. This is because the aliens who dumped her here have come back and taken her back to the hellish planet from which she came. Fortunately Neil has found another woman. We are working on acquiring a picture to put up for you. Your patience is appreciated.
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