Monday, April 05, 2004
Metric (retro)
It has been brought to my attention that Europeans display their date differently than we do. They put the month after the day. So using the metric way of measurement today is 6/4.
Saturday, April 03, 2004
Thursday, April 01, 2004
Bobo (retro)
Aerosmith came out with a new album Tuesday. It's called Honkin' On Bobo. As I listened to this album I tried to come up with a way to explain it. All I could think of was this. The bad boys from Boston some how convinced the god of the blues and the god of hardrock to be in the same room. The gods opened their mouths and the combination of their voices is this album. If you've ever listened to the blues and enjoyed it you have to buy this album. If you've listened to any* Aerosmith song and enjoyed it you have to buy this album.
*Keep in mind that I don't consider 'I Don't Want to Miss a Thing' to be an Aerosmith song. Also if it's the only Aersomith song you like then you should probably be brought out back and shot.
*Keep in mind that I don't consider 'I Don't Want to Miss a Thing' to be an Aerosmith song. Also if it's the only Aersomith song you like then you should probably be brought out back and shot.
Monday, February 23, 2004
Wednesday, February 18, 2004
Spanish Dan (retro)
ATTENTION
We have just received word that Dan left on an exchange program to Spain. This means that we were supposed to get someone in his place while he was gone. All we know about the exchange student is his name is 'Spanish Dan' and he was last seen on a plane leaving Spain. We were also able go get a picture of him. If you've seen Spanish Dan please let us know.
We have just received word that Dan left on an exchange program to Spain. This means that we were supposed to get someone in his place while he was gone. All we know about the exchange student is his name is 'Spanish Dan' and he was last seen on a plane leaving Spain. We were also able go get a picture of him. If you've seen Spanish Dan please let us know.
Monday, February 16, 2004
Presidents Day Store (retro)
To celebrate President's Day (which is today) I've decided to tell you a story about my sister.
When we were younger my sister and I would get in fights like all siblings did. Being the older brother I more often than not ended the fights. How I ended them was generally by beating her up and then getting both of us sent to our rooms. (This wasn't much of a punishment after a while because we quickly learned to keep all our toys in our rooms because we were going to wind up there soon anyway.) On one particular occasion Jenna, my little sister, had stolen some money from me. The amount was approximately $10-$20. No small change to a early double digits kid. When I figured out that Jenna had stolen the money I proceeded to beat her up like a good older brother. While I was going through the appeal process with my parents Jenna took the liberty of dumping the better part of a bottle of shampoo into my fish tank. A couple of hours later while grounded and playing with my Legos I noticed that there were a lot of bubbles in my fish tank. Upon closer review there weren't just a lot of bubbles there was almost nothing but bubbles and they were starting to come out of the little thing you lifted up to feed the fish. Needless to say all my fish died and I had to spend the $10-$20 that she had stolen on new fish. In the end neither of us got to have the money and we both spent a lot of time in our rooms.
When we were younger my sister and I would get in fights like all siblings did. Being the older brother I more often than not ended the fights. How I ended them was generally by beating her up and then getting both of us sent to our rooms. (This wasn't much of a punishment after a while because we quickly learned to keep all our toys in our rooms because we were going to wind up there soon anyway.) On one particular occasion Jenna, my little sister, had stolen some money from me. The amount was approximately $10-$20. No small change to a early double digits kid. When I figured out that Jenna had stolen the money I proceeded to beat her up like a good older brother. While I was going through the appeal process with my parents Jenna took the liberty of dumping the better part of a bottle of shampoo into my fish tank. A couple of hours later while grounded and playing with my Legos I noticed that there were a lot of bubbles in my fish tank. Upon closer review there weren't just a lot of bubbles there was almost nothing but bubbles and they were starting to come out of the little thing you lifted up to feed the fish. Needless to say all my fish died and I had to spend the $10-$20 that she had stolen on new fish. In the end neither of us got to have the money and we both spent a lot of time in our rooms.
Thursday, February 05, 2004
Tib Report (retro)
I'd like to report that I am still suffering from a tib I received three days ago. After exiting my car I attempted to shut the door and walk towards the front of the car. The door had other plans though. It had obviously been plotting with my seatbelt because upon shutting the seatbelt stopped the door from being able to latch and then pushed it back out. This in turn resulted in the door striking my knee in such a manner that I have a slight limp to this very day.
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