Saturday, May 21, 2005

Three steps to Jedi glory

Step 1: Get a really powerful flashlight with a tinted bulb. Blue for white people. Green for green people, Purple for black people. Do not choose red because thats for the bad guys.

Step 2: Choose the cheesiest line possible for every situation.

Step 3: Cut off hands. Lots and lots of hands. If your enemy has hands cut them all off and then kill them. Leave no hands behind.

1 comment:

katohater said...

it's actually a four-step program and it's easy.

step 4: NEVER UPDATE YOUR BLOG.