I had the pleasure of delivering some food to one of the old people homes this evening. I hate going to these places. They reek of death and theres craziness running (or rather rolling in their wheel chairs) rampant everywhere. Heres a run in I had with one of the crazies tonight.Crazy: Are you the mail man?
Me: No.
Crazy: Are you the mail man?
Me: No, Im the pizza man.
Crazy: Are you the mail man?
Crazy: What day is it tomorrow?
Crazy: Whats the date tomorrow?
Crazy: What day is it tomorrow?
Crazy: Whats the date tomorrow?
Crazy: Why dont we have a calendar in here?
Old people should not be left out in the hall way unattended. Yes, I know, some day that will be me. When Im old and crazy I would like to be left in a room, alone. Perhaps with a dog or other animal that will pay attention to me that I can talk to.
Old lady photo found here.
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