OK, heres the real post for the 18th.Shedus car broke down while he was at work today. Being the good friend that I am I came and let him use my AAA towing so that we could get it over to my house for free. While we were waiting for the tow truck to come I had to pee really bad. I decided to go and pee in the bushs that were near us. With urine flowing at full force I heard someone walking on the other side of the bushes toward me. Un certain of what to do, I decided to pinch it off and duck down. The intruder walked by and I was left to my 'privacy' again. I finished the job and ran back to the my truck. Just before I get there I hit a patch of ice and fall to the ground. Had I just fallen, this story would not have been told. What happened on the way down is whats news worth. Both of my knees hit the step bar. Shedu, who was sitting in the passenger seat when this all went down, later told the ugly kid: "I saw him running to the truck and then he was gone. I opened his door and heard a wretched screaming. It was glorious." Well he might not have said it exactly like that but thats how itll go down in the record. The bottom line is, I didnt point, but wish I had.
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Dude, You truck tibed both your knees simultaniously. What a rare honor that has been bestowed upon you.
Mooscwu - Japanese cow fighter
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