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Which Lost Character Are You?

You are Kate. Breathtakingly beautiful, seemingly pure of heart, and you can even sew your own curtains! You listen to Patsy Cline anywhere and know how to work a farm. Your past haunts you. An accused criminal, are you innocent or guilty? The only thing thing we know you're guilty of is not giving Charlie the attention he needs.
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The Gaurdian

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Does Grandpa Have Balls? Does Grandpa Have Balls You Can Play With?

That has got to be the best question anyone has ever been asked at a 3 year olds birthday party. Happy birthday Raene. (Yesterday)

Lost Season 2

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What is Normal?

Oh my goodness. We just invented the best game. We (Jaime, Dan and I) were watching the Packers get their asses kicked and needed to get away from the screens. It was decided that we would go to Meijers and wander. We came across the game 20Q and decided to take it home. We played a couple of times and had fun with that.

Heres where the genius is we started answering the questions oppositely. So, if your looking for the opposite of a computer and it asked you "Is it a common household object?" you would say "no" because computers are in almost every home. Here are some of the opposites we calculated. The 1st item being the thing we were finding the opposite of and the 2nd being the opposite.

Computer : Snow

Good : Everything

Jenna: A Wrench

Arizona :  A Ball Point Pen

A Cat : A Parsnip

Football :  Everything

A Pocket :  A Jaguar

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I wanted to see you walking away from me

I was mounting and balancing 4 tires for a used car at work yesterday. Jon was giving me a hand because the tires were 40 series. Breadstick came over and this conversation (or something very close to it) followed:

Breadstick: Dont ever pee on a woman.
Me: What?
Breadstick: Dont ever pee on a woman.
Me: What if shes been stung by a jelly fish?
Breadstick: What?
Me: A jelly fish. What if shes been stung by a jelly fish?
Breadstick: What does that have to do with it.
Me: Urin neutralizes the poison.
Breadstick: Who knows that?
Me: Everyone knows that. Dont you watch friends?
Breadstick: What?
Me: Friends. You know Joey peed on Monica because she had been stung by a jelly fish. Ask Jon, he knows.
Jon gives a knowing nodd.

Red Eye

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