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You girls. I dont know who started all this but it reeks of the days when Ikyam would forward god only knows what to everyone who was foolish enough to give him their email address. You might say "well we all take the same quizzes and thats not any different." Well its not the same. Nobody puts your name at the end of this quiz and says they want you to take it too.

But, and this should in no way be considered approval of these activities because I certainly dont condone it, I will take the test.

1. Three names you go by:
- Honey
- Dan
- Asshole

2. Three things that scare you:
- Spiders
- Finding out Im not actually as awesome as everyone thinks I am
- Teenage girls

3. Three of your everyday essentials:
- A hot shower
- The internets
- A kiss from my wife

4. Three things you are wearing right now:
- Wedding ring
- Stupid Nike shirt my mother in law gave me for xmas 6 years ago
- Blue and grey boxer briefs

5. Three things you need in a relationship (other than true love):
- Sex
- Sex
- Sex

6. Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to you:
- Dark hair
- A nice butt (giggle giggle)
- A good mischievous grin

7. Three things you want to do really badly right now:
- Sleep
- Sleep
- Sleep

8. Three things you want to do before you die:
- Have sex in every state
- Live somewhere other than West Michigan
- Buy an RV and travel the U.S. for at least a year

9. Three ways that you are stereotypically a Guy/Gal:
- I fart
- I love tools
- I love electronics?

10. Three people I would like to see take this quiz:
(Even though it’s not so much a ‘quiz’ as a questionnaire)
- Noone
- Noone
- Noone