Saturday, October 15, 2005

Fear Factor

Remember when you would watch American Idol because they were doing the preliminary cuts and every now and then youd get a guy who really sucked and it was fun to laugh at him? Well every Thursday, Friday and Saturday night I get to laugh at those people at work. The Village hosts karaoke and its just like the first couple episodes of AI. Most of the people cant sing but go up there balls out and let it rip. Occasionally therell be a person who can sing and thats kinda fun because they really get into it and its almost as good as a cover band.


Another observation Ive made over the last couple months is that a large percentage of the participants are mentally, socially or physically deficient. Weve got retards, paraplegics, rednecks, and mutants. Then theres the people who like to slut it up. They get all rock starred out then get on stage.


Im not saying any of these people should stop karaoking. I do have one request though. Stop picking songs that have long instrumental breaks. Yeah Im sure you love Free Bird and Stairway but do you know how stupid you look during those guitar solos?

2 comments:

katohater said...

why aren't they busting out the air guitar? bill and ted are really upset by this.

stemshul said...

Oh they do.